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About Me

What would I like to have been? Everything you hate.
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Jeph Jacques , Natalie Dee and Drew , Ryan Noth , Dorothy , Chris Onstad , Chuck Klosterman, David Rakoff

My Blog

I liked it medium

I have my doubtssee, this is why you should never trust people on the internet...#126 above Ghandi, Patton, Duck Soup, 8 1/2, and Gone with the Wind?? seriously imdb member voters, blow off that nerd ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 16:01:00 GMT

because cusses are fun

if you know me, you know I tend to curse like a sailor and have become (thanks to the string of obscenities that pours forth from my step-father when he, say, drops a bag of mulch or loses a screw) a ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:04:00 GMT

WOW

I can say, without hyperbole, that this is the greatest website that has ever been made
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:54:00 GMT

Trent Reznor is my hero

but he is also a fucking lunatic
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:17:00 GMT

from the Youtubes

Here's something else that's rather fun...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:01:00 GMT

for your viewing pleasure

Thanks to the YouTubes and the Idolator.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Why life is hard

There are three types of people in the world (and I say this because being reductive helps me understand myself better). Those who are most attracted to Josh Krasinski, those most attracted to BJ Nova...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:56:00 GMT

epiphonic conclusions on writing

being a good writer (at least in the english language) generally means that you put a lot of metaphor and similie and synecdoche into your prose. problem is that aside from all forms of comparison req...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:38:00 GMT

this is goddamned terrifying

I am going to gouge out my eyes. seriously Hollywood, wtf?!?!Also, a special message to the ladies. I thought of a new euphamism: The Republicans have taken Texas.Or, if you think about it, dudes ca...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:05:00 GMT

hmmmm

Sometimes, when you're stoned, it's fun to sit around and have half-hearted half-thought-out conversations about religion with your roommate. And sometimes just breakfast will do the trick.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:38:00 GMT