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There's a new doll in town, and her name's Bitchslap Barbie.
I'm crazy.
Vince Vaughn is my boyfriend. We make out daily.
I'm way past Disney.
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I don't add people I don't know without good reason. I know everyone on my friends list in real life. I'm not a stuck up bitch. I just realise that the chances of making a good, life-long friend on myspace is slim to none. I have no interest in getting more acquaintances and I'm thoroughly happy in my relationship. So, feel free to add me. But don't get offended if I deny your request.
I am 26 years old. I live in Bridgeport, CT. I hate pretty much everyone. I think that humanity as a whole should be eradicated but until that day I will continue to like only certain people at only certain times. I swear. I'm mean. I work too much. I don't sleep enough. Sometimes I sit around in front of my computer in my underwear. I hate liars. I hate fakes. I hate dolphins and flowers. I hate religious folk. For no particular reason I hate overly ornate cakes.
I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them.
I hate basically everyone I've ever met. I hate nihilism, anarchism, socialism and catholicism. Communism is okay as long as you're not really doing it "for the greater good". I hate anyone who refers to themselves as 'random' and I hate feet. I hate politicians but I like politics. I hate abusive parents but I enjoy hitting children. I hate when my head hair gets caught in my buttcrack. I hate when people don't wipe down the seat after they pee on it. I hate people who get mad when you can't tell the sex of their baby and I hate when fat people want to be carried. I hate screaming children and whining adults. I hate crowds.
I think most babies are ugly and most people don't need an ambulance. I don't see consuming alcohol as a reason to go to the hospital and if you're sick in jail you're just going back after they deem there's nothing wrong with you.
I hate philosophy and think Nietzsche was a syphlitic hack, although I will quote him from time to time just to seem smart. I don't find you as a person to be all that interesting but I AM interested in how others view you. For the most part you could probably develop inoperable liver cancer and I wouldn't care.
If I were you, I'd hate me too.
I have a best friend who is more amazing every day. I don't get to see her as much as I'd like because we live very far away, but when we're together it's like we were never and will never be apart. Sometimes when I'm on I'm really fucking on. But the lows are so extreme that the good seems fucking cheap and it teases me for weeks in its absence. The devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car.
I am currently an Emergency Medical Technician. I work at my dream job, Stamford EMS in Stamford, CT.
I'd rather die while living, then live when I'm dead.