Music:
Member Since: 10/13/2005
Band Website: cousinjoeshow.com
Band Members: Joe Coletta - Frequent Guests Include Joe Conte & Alex Carde
Influences: LIVE EVERY WED & THUR. 6-8PM (EST)
Opie And Anthony, Doug Stanhope, Ron and Fez, George Carlin, Jim Norton, Rick Shapiro, Patrice Oneal
-------Music:
pink floyd, oasis, Stone temple pilots, filter, u2, pearl jam, alice in chains, led zeppelin, zz top, audioslave, soundgarden, velvet revolver, staind, chris cornell, tom petty, eric clapton, the doors, buckcherry, ac/dc, warren zevon, Roger Waters, allman brothers, big wreck, chris cornell, cream, genesis, jerry cantrell, guns n’ roses, lynyrd skynyrd, ozzy, radiohead, rolling stones, van halen, temple of the dog, the kinks, the hollies, Tommy James & the shondells, nivrana, boston, alice cooper, rob/white zombie--------TV:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Penn & Teller:Bullshit, Extras--------Other:
Richard Kuklinski, AKA The Iceman
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Joe Coletta
Birthday:
11/15/83
Birthplace:
Suffern, NY
Current Location:
saaaame fuckin place
Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Color:
Black
Height:
5’10 with the posture of a fuckin jellyfish
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right
Your Heritage:
100% Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:
The fake high top converse shoes i stole from county jail
Your Weakness:
i like drugs too much - but its ok they make me stronger.....right?
Your Fears:
Black People
Your Perfect Pizza:
Plain with a cup a sauce - thats right i dip the shit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
being the most listened to radio show on the station im working for
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"Go fuck your mother"....i think thats at least in the top 3
Thoughts First Waking Up:
what am i gonna use to jerk off onto
Your Best Physical Feature:
probably the only - my cock - 7 and 3 quarters and its fuckin fat too
Your Bedtime:
well i guess it depends cuz im writing this right now at 5:30 in the morning and havent decided when im goin to bed tonight
Your Most Missed Memory:
Doin Coke..........ah, the good ol’ days (see the answer for shoes and thats why its a memory i cant re-live)
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:
BK
Single or Group Dates:
i dont give a shit as long as im lucky enough to have a date with me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
both taste like shit
Chocolate or Vanilla:
why cant it ever be both
Cappuccino or Coffee:
coffee
Do you Smoke:
oh yeah
Do you Swear:
this doesnt require an answer
Do you Sing:
in my car with the music louder than me so i cant hear my awful voice
Do you Shower Daily:
Didn’t i say i was italian and not hatian - yes i shower every day
Have you Been in Love:
yeah
Do you want to go to College:
im in it
Do you want to get Married:
maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself:
yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness:
fuck no - i never understood that shit, "i cant sit in the back i get motion sickness" i say sit in the back, close your fuckin eyes and pretend your in the front asshole
Do you think you are Attractive:
somewhat i guess in a way kinda
Are you a Health Freak:
no
Do you get along with your Parents:
sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
hell yes i do
Do you play an Instrument:
tried guitar once - gave it about 20 minutes till i broke the fuckin thing i cant play for shit but id love to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
past MONTH? how about past day yea
In the past month have you Smoked:
theres one in my mouth right now fucko
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
ofcourse - but never needles and no more up the nose
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
of course not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
too vague - yea i went to the mall to pick up an oasis dvd
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
no but now i really want some you asshole, thanks
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
never tried it never will
In the past month have you been on Stage:
if a stage at college counts yea
In the past month have you been Dumped:
havent had the chance to be dumped last month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
well i would have if i didnt have a disgusting fuckin built in cup holder in my chest
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
yeah
Ever been Drunk:
another one that doesnt require an obvious answer
Ever been called a Tease:
sometimes i tease myself, pinch my helmet till i get a full rod - then go about my bussines, strolling through my great grandmothers house.
Ever been Beaten up:
surprisingly no
Ever Shoplifted:
yeah
How do you want to Die:
too many ways to fit in here
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Somehow involved in the entertainment industry
What country would you most like to Visit:
For vacation - Italy. - but if i was ever really depressed id go to somolia to cheer up, ya know just walking around staring and laughing till it hurt (wonder how many visitors to this site have closed this out in anger right now if they havent already)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
brown/blue.....any really it doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color:
again not a big deal
Short or Long Hair:
depends on how short if its military style - thats what some people refer to as a "no no" otherwise i dont care
Height:
doesnt matter - unless shes 3 feet taller than me - like if anyone reading this locally, u may have seen a waitress at stateline (older gal) - looks like a fuckin dinosaur
Weight:
just no fat slobs
Best Clothing Style:
anything really, except ofcourse the wigger look and yes its now being attempted by girls too
Number of Drugs I have taken:
a little under 10 - mainly just different types of pills
Number of CDs I own:
at least 700 - 900 i dont wanna go for the thousand mark, not that sure
Number of Piercings:
1 ear - not the faggy side
Number of Tattoos:
1 - pink floyd getting another sooner or later
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
holy shit .....quite a few
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Sounds Like: A bunch of assholes talking about random guy shit
Record Label: Poppin Pills Productions
Type of Label: Indie
