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There are but a few human beings whom I consider meeting, and they are the following people (no order of importance):George CarlinNoam ChomskyThomas FriedmanBill MaherLewis BlackWynton MarsalisJoe Queenan
How utterly overwhelming! As I enjoy listening to a great many genres of music, which foremost includes Jazz (excepting that awful Miles Davis album, "Bitches Brew").
Basically, I enjoy anything that provokes thought and humor as well as the occassional erection.
"Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Futurama," Aqua Teen Hunger Force," "Family Guy," " The Office (british version)," "The Daily Show," "Real Time with Bill Maher," "Countdown with Keith Olberman," "West Wing," and the original "Law & Order" (none of that CSI shit!).
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LENNY BRUCE-- Paid the ultimate price for flouting convention; he was truly ahead of his time. Every comedian, irrespective of his/her style, owes a debt of gratitude to this man.
GEORGE CARLIN-- The man is a fucking GOD! Period!
BILL HICKS-- His singular, irascible voice spoke ever so effortlessly to the manifest logic of so many a frustrated American, and continues to this very day.
JOHN COLTRANE-- A Saxophone extrordinaire, John Coltrane's contribution to the Bebop era as well as the early part of the avant-garde era was of great proportions. If you disagree, then chances are you're a Kenny G listener and ultimately don't count as a human.