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Profile GeneratorI am a stand up comedian living in New York City. I am obsessed with the number 3. I am very grateful for everything in my life, especially getting to do what I love for a living.CREDITS:
NBC'S, "LAST COMIC STANDING"
VH1 "AWESOMELY BAD SHOWS"
OXYGEN'S "CAN YOU TELL?"
NBC'S, "LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY"
BRAVO'S "IT'S GREAT TO BE"
COMEDY CENTRAL'S "PREMIUM BLEND" AND "FRESH NEW FACES"
NOGGIN'S, "LOL"
NICKELODEON, "SIXTH IN THE SUBARBS"
"BEST FEMALE COMIC" NYC MAC AWARDS-2006"Sometimes I feel Like A Nut, Sometimes I don't"
WWW.JESSICAKIRSON.COM
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'5
Favorite Color:: Red
Screen Name:: www.JessicaKirson.com
Favorite Band:: Tori Amos
Favorite Movie:: Airplane
Favorite Show:: Those stupid shows that catch your attention and you are embarassed to say you watch them.
Your Car:: Taxi
Your Hometown:: South Orange, NJ
Your Present Town:: Manhattan, NY
Your Crushes First Name::
Your Grade:: 3rd
Your Style::
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: No, I fell through it
Kissed someone in the rain?: Does the shower count?
Danced in a public place?: Of course... Daily
Smiled for no reason?: All of the time
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes... and I have cried so much I've laughed.
Peed your pants after age 8?: What a stupid question... Of course
Written a song?: When I was younger
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes... I love singing to strangers
Performed on a stage?: UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes, that is probably my favorite thing to do
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yes, but not as often as i used to.
Made out in a theatre?: Yes, that's hot...
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Nope
Been in love?: ABSOLUTELY
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: A homeless person
Tell you, I love you?: My mom
Kiss you?: My Mom
Hug you?: My mom
Tell you BYE?: My mom
Write you a note?: My mom
Take your photo?: My mom
Call your cell phone?: My mom
Buy you something?: My mom
Go with you to the movies?: My mom
Sing to you?: My mom
Write a poem about you?: My mom
Text message you?: My mom
Touch you?: My mom
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Presently while I am filling out this questionairre
Time you cried?: A week ago... Hormones
Movie you watched?: Brokeback Mountain
Joke you told?: I always tell jokes
Song you've sang?: Happy Birthday
Time you've looked at the clock?: 3:12 am
Drink you've had?: Water
Number you've dialed?: 8675309
Book you've read?: Daily Affirmations
Food you've eaten?: Sugar Free Twizzlers
Flavor of gum chewed?: peppermint
Shoes you've worn?: Stilts
Store you've been in?: Walgreens
Thing you've said?: Help!!!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: no
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: no
Cross your eyes?: no
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yes
Dance?: yes... Like a mofo
Gleek?: What???
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yes... When I do crack
Speak a different language?: Yiddush
Impersonate someone?: Yes and animals
Prank call people?: I dont think there is anything as fun as that
Make a card pyramid?: Who gives a shit...
Cook anything?: Love to cook
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: Dancer I would be really sore
I wish ...: I could make everyone kind hearted
So many people don't know that ...: they are crazy
I am ...: Truly blessed
My heart is ...: way too big
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