Mike Sgroi Comedy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Il Chiacchierone" ----Brooklyn Born, NJ raised comedian, who happens to be a hiphop philosopher, underground dweller, 100% italian, and probably the most fun to be around in Brick. An all around great American. That's word to Aunt Bessy!CHECK THE BLOGS KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

stand up comedy/ rappin/ beatmaking/ food/ sports/ learnign how tyo ytpe/ kicking knowledge with any body (sports, tv/movies, philosophy,history, whatever)/ hot brunettes/ The Three Stooges/ you wanna talk, hit me up.

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Seinfeld, Will Ferrell, the NY Yankees, Will Smith, jazzy jeff, Larry David, Bill Cosby, Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba's parents (to thank them for Jessica Alba), Chris Rock, Conan O'brien, Run DMC, A TRibe CAlled Quest, Jay-Z, Nas, Dave Chappelle , George Lucas, Jurassic 5, pete rock, and anyone who wants to give me a movie deal!I was lucky enough to meet Sparky Lyle, Method Man, Roger Clemens, Jim Gaffigan, and Richard Jeni.

Music:

http://www.myspace.com/mikeclassicmusic I also produce music!

Movies:

Coming soon!

Television:

Get this Seinpost

Books:

Anything basbeball related, anything about Jessica Alba, anything with a lot of pictures, To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

My Dad, The Three Stooges, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, The Marx Bros., Abbott and Costello, Will ferrel, Martin Luther King, Albert einstein, Al Pacino, Babe Ruth, mantle, Gerhig, Yogi Berra, Jeter, The Yankees, dave Winfield, Run DMC, A Tribe Called Quest, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Jurassic 5

My Blog

Yankee Stadium

Eighty five years. Eighty five years seems like a long time. But today it seems all too brief. Today, the New York Yankees played their last game at "The House That Ruth Built" Yankee Stadium- ...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:42:00 PST

Infomercials

I buy things from infomercials. I don't care. Most people won't buy things from infomercials for two reasons. One is that they are ashamed of what other people will think. "I can't buy anything ...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:09:00 PST

Rich people on Halloween

Halloween is coming up soon. Did you ever see how rich people celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-treating in their own home. They sit under the jack-o'-lantern like it's Christmas and exchange Whit...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:44:00 PST

Mike Sgrois Assistant

The thing that I like on myspace is that it gives the fans a more personal way to interact with celebrities whether they are big or small. I've chatted with a few celebrities on here like Jim Gaffiga...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:07:00 PST

All Natural Cleaners

I was watching this commercial for Clorox Green Works products. And I'm happy to see that a lot of companies are now going green. They have realized that a lot of chemicals we use to clean our houses...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:08:00 PST

Dick Cavett on Comedians

August 15, 2008, 7:28 pm Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be&.. --> end post-info --> I still want to be one. But there is good common sense in the question I promised to deal with in ...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:10:00 PST

Different Types of Italians

It's great to be Italian. There are all different kinds of Italians. There are Italians, Guidos, Ginnies, Greaseball/Daigos, and WOPs. What's the difference? I shall explain. You got your Ital...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:37:00 PST

Middle Eastern Homeys

It's really sad the amount of ignorance this country has towards people from the Middle East living here. Like any other race.,there are always stereotypes that aren't true. Like the other ...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:12:00 PST

Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin

Dying Is Hard. Comedy Is Harder. By JERRY SEINFELD Published: June 24, 2008 THE honest truth is, for a comedian, even death is just a premise to make jokes about. I know this because I was on the...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:03:00 PST

Todays Thoughts: Saturday 5/31/08

Ever brush your teeth and then remember you just brushed them an hour ago? Now you have super clean teeth! Your so confident you go out and start breathing on people. "HHHHHHi! HHHHHow are HHHHyou?" A...
Posted by Mike Sgroi Comedy on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:25:00 PST