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About Me

Kelly Shannon hails from New Jersey but, her heart has always been in the south. Having both parents born and raised in Nashville TN. that is where Kelly spent all her summers. She can Y'all with the best of them. Kelly always had a great sense of humor growing up and was studying acting in high school. Having suffered much tragedy (she lost both her parents and her boyfriend to cancer within 5 years) she contends that her wacky sense of humor and offbeat look at life is what keeps her going. Live every day to its fullest is her motto. Kelly now resides with her obsessive compulsive brother and co dependent cat. She is a Winner of the NJ semifinals of Ladies of Laughter and Winner Rascals new talent night. She has worked as an MC and opening act with Bob Gonzo and John Rizzo at Jenks in Point Pleasant. Buds Comedy in Dallas TX.Clearys in Waterbury CT. She has opened for Uncle Floyd, Jim Dalikas and Ed Gambino Gary Deleana, Paul Vanier Eddie Clark, Paul Bond, Mike Egan and The Coach. She Appears in Bob Gonzo's Newest film Rod Danger 3. Diamonds are a girls best friend. States Kelly, Im a womans comedian. I talk about the real things that happen to woman and the things we don't want you to know we talk about.
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My Interests

My cats Bonnie and Clyde. Reading, anything by Janet Evonvich or JD Robb. Country line dancing. Casinos, love those slots. Traveling, especially to the bahamas and Mexico. Speaking of Mexico I love Margaritas.

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Music:

Country, Country and More Country with a little rock and roll thrown in for good measure.href="http://www.myspace

Movies:

I go to the movies just about every week. It my quiet time. I like mystery,horror and some comedys. And for the child in me, I like Shrek.

Television:

Don't have much time for television but when I do, it's CSI and NCIS

My Blog

My taxes hard at work- I want a refund

I am a single woman living in New Jersey. I have no children but yet every year I pay extra taxes to the school system. I wouldn't mind except your children are squandering my money. I was at the mall...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:23:00 PST

One of those Great Comedy Weekends

Every comedian from time to time has those thoughts. Am I funny enough? Am I professional enough? Is this what I should be doing? And then you have that show. That show that validates everything you a...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:17:00 PST

why,why,why???

okay, maybe I am the only one but, I do not watch american Idol. Why? because I don't like it. I turn the channel if it comes on. Then why is it I must listen to every radio station recap what h...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

Originality

I know I probably cant do much better but I don't see anything original out there. Not just in comedy either. I mean , you turn on the radio and you hear a song, your think you know it and then bam, d...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST

Please no drunks this weekend

Last weekend I did a show in branchville with Eddie Gambino and Joe Curry. First off the booker told us to be there for an 8:30 show and since it is an hour away from my house I left early. When I got...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Great show on Saturday night

I did a show at the Colleseum in Blanden Pa. What a great show it was. I opened for JRock, Mike Peterol and Round Boy Jimmy Graham. If you ever get a chance to see these guys in action, do it. They...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:33:00 PST

RIP Moose

You probably know him as Eddie from the show Frazier. I read in EW last night that he has passed and gone to doggy heaven. Know he is with those other big stars Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. He was a dog wi...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

I hate drunks!!!

So Saturday night I did a show at the Ramada in Somerset, NJ. There were only about 25 people but they seemed like a good crowd. That was until the two drunks. Every time I said something the guy woul...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

So over here in Jersey

Our wonderful Governor, Corizine, has decided to shut down the entire state of New Jersey because he and his cronies can not come to an agreement on the state budget.He wants to raise the sales taxes ...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Much to young to be this damn old

Yeah for you Garth Brooks fans, I know, I changed the words but it's so true. Next week at this time I will turn 44 years old! Jeez, where did the time go? I still feel like I am 25. Except of c...
Posted by Kelly Shannon on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST