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ONI PEREZ

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About Me

A South Florida native, Oni Perez takes the stage, giving off an in-your-face attitude that grabs the audience’s full attention. Growing up, he knew he was funny and would bring his comedic skills to stage in high school theatre where he would participate in several productions years before he would begin his comedic career. Having married by 19, with 2 kids by 24, he suddenly found himself divorced by 26 and with these experiences he turned to comedy as an outlet for his own perception on life.His first encounter with comedy was in February 2003 in a South Florida bar where he performed on top of a pool table to a crowd of drunken university students, fittingly. His material, which ranges from marriage and children to drugs and politics reflect his lifestyle and have become his staple. After 5 years he continues to make a lasting impression with audiences and management alike at the South Florida Improvs as well other comedy club establishments spanning Florida and NYC, where he has received spots on several different showcases.Just a few years into his comedic career, Oni is one of the fastest rising performers coming up in the South Florida comedy scene, winning several contests including ’South Florida’s Fresh New Faces’, where he was given the opportunity to perform at the world famous Melrose Improv in Los Angeles, California. He was a finalist for the Las Vegas "Lucky 21" contest, the Las Vegas Comedy Festival as well as the South Beach Comedy Festival. Also, he has been a 2 time Montreal "Just for Laughs" Comedy Festival finalist. He has performed at many colleges and Universities which include the University of Miami, Florida University, Miami Dade Community College, FAMU and Florida International University to name a few.Oni is a member of the “Miami Comics”, which consists of 6 culturally diverse South Florida comics. They can be found at their official website, www.MiamiComics.com and at www.myspace.com/MiamiComics. In addition to performing in comedy clubs he was cast as a co-star in “Stand Up”, an independent film directed and produced by Ernie Minera, which was screened at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival in October 2007.
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I'd like to meet:

Lenny BruceBill HicksSam KinisonRichard PryorCharles DarwinNoam ChomskyWAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA!!!

My Blog

Mind of a Pothead XVII...Black History Month and what I've learned

Hello fellow potheads and 'others'.This was an old blog about Black History Month I wrote in 07. Since BHM is coming to a close AND our current president is half black, I thought it would be a fun rea...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:37:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead XVI...Chris Brown vs radio station hypocrites

Whats up fellow potheads, and others. Ok, enough is enough, man.  I think its time I finally comment on this Chris Brown/Rhianna fiasco. Its getting a bit out of hand and now the self righteous a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:49:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead XV...My daughter the comic

Hello fello potheads, and others. Today I bring you a new blog, not from me, but from my 12 year old daughter.Recently my daughters school asked the students to write a poem that would be judged at...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:11:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead XIV..."Why do drugs get associated with heavier felonies?"

Hello fellow potheads and 'others'. So, I was reading an article from the New York Times about an arrest of 75 students from San Diego State University  for drug charges, and other felonies...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:56:00 GMT

"MInd of a Pothead XIII"...I fight for gays!!!

Whats up potheads, and 'others'. I went on myspace and saw a blog about why this person opposes gay marriage, heres the link to the page where you can find the blog... http://blog.myspace.com/index.c...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead XII...and its been a while so its really long.

Hey fellow potheads, and 'others', it's been a while but in my defense, once again, I'm a lazy pothead. But I just can't listen to this shit anymore without saying something. I keep getting asked who ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:59:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead XI

Inspired by the boring work day of Colin... Happy B-day to the father of modern biology Charles Darwin. Darwin introduced the world of biology to a revolutionary new mechanism by which nature produces...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead X

Hello Potheads and 'others', well the Christians are at it again. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University and son of Oral Roberts, was accused a few months back of stealing money from Or...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead IX

Greetings fellow potheads and "others"&it's been a while since my last blog but in my defense, well, im a lazy pothead so what the fuck "im LAZY".I have been keeping busy though and have found a new a...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:05:00 GMT

Mind of a Pothead VIII

Why do Men Cheat? From the Mind of a PotheadTo answer such a conundrum, and yes I used the word conundrum, you have to go back to our primitive times. To a much more simpler and much more basic us th...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:16:00 GMT