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Movies, music, books, comedy, writing, outdoor activites, large summer parties, hysterical laughter, acting goofy, playing basketball, bowling, target shooting, concerts, the occasional Jager night, cold beer and junk food, sleeping in, getting up early, people with intelligence, people who don't play by the rules, people who can hold a conversation, brutal honesty, sarcasm, having entire conversations laden with nothing but sexual innuendos, loyalty, integrity, people who don't compromise their individuality just because it is easier to be like everyone else, the complicated beauty that is woman, aimless bike rides, camping at a site that is close enough to an eatery to have breakfast in the morning, Detroit Basketball!, Lipumas Coney Island, Sirius Satellite Radio, late night drunken swimming, smoke-filled pool halls, Downtown Rochester, Meijer at 3 a.m., Denny's at 3 a.m., sleeping on the couch when you have a perfectly good bed, bonfires, absolute confusion, brilliantly amazing people who for some reason have really low self-esteem, people who have unusual skills or talents, conspiracy theories, long winding dirt roads, video games, pizza...
I'd like to meet:
People with a sense of humor; people who are not easily offended; women with an equal balance of intelligence and good looks; people that have done stupid shit; people who do stupid shit; the beautiful people; people I already know; people I used to know; people who are fed up; people who believe that The Simpsons is the greatest show to ever grace a television screen; people who like to be drunk in public; spontaneous singers; girls who like to dance on tables; people who can't help but curse with every other word they say; hot girls in belly-shirts; people who really hate reality shows; people who "flip the bird" on a constant basis; rock-n-rollers; people who subscribe to the theory that some dudes drive big, road-cloggin' trucks to compensate for small, inward-turned penises; people who hate their jobs; people who believe that Michael Jackson should be catapulted into outer space using a industrial-sized, government-financed sling-shot; people who understand that Nascar is NOT a sport; people who believe in ghosts, aliens, and the Easter bunny; people with weird nicknames; people who can recite the alphabet backwards while sober; people who appreciate sarcasm; people who want to see American Idol pulled off the air immediately; people who hate when B-level celebrites branch-off into singing careers, clothing lines, and shitty fragrances; etc.
Music:
AC/DC,
Aerosmith,
Alice in Chains,
Audioslave,
Black Sabbath,
Corrosion of Conformity,
Deftones,
The Doors,
Down,
Eric Clapton,
Jimi Hendrix Experience,
Killswitch Engage,
Korn,
Led Zeppelin,
Marilyn Manson,
Megadeth,
Metallica,
Monster Magnet,
Nine Inch Nails,
Ozzy Osbourne,
Pantera,
Rage Against the Machine,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Rob Zombie,
Sevendust,
Slayer,
Soundgarden,
Static-X,
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble,
System of a Down,
White Zombie.
Movies:
Indiana Jones movies, Scarface, Almost Famous, Wedding Crashers, V for Vendetta, Goodfellas, Jaws, Old School, Taxi Driver, War of the Worlds, 25th Hour, Any Given Sunday, Fight Club, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, The Godfather Trilogy, Donnie Darko, Halloween, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bad Santa, Scent of a Woman, Big Lebowski, Good Will Hunting, Closer, King Kong, Office Space, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, True Romance, The Silence of the Lambs, Swingers, Made, Back to the Future, The Breakfast Club, Raging Bull, Heat, The Insider, Dazed and Confused, Ed Wood, Casino, Joe Dirt, Me Myself and Irene, The Goonies, American History X, Lost in Translation, Raising Arizona, Batman, Batman Begins, Girl Next Door, S.F.W., The Doors, Can't Hardly Wait, Sideways, Big Fish, Carlito's Way, The Shawshank Redemption, Reality Bites, High Fidelity, Blow, American Pie, Shrek, Reservoir Dogs, School of Rock, Mean Streets, Leaving Las Vegas, Star Wars movies, most of the super-hero movies, Pixar animation, slasher movies from the 70's and 80's,Kevin Smith movies...
Books:
Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski. True Crime, Mafia, and Rock-N-Roll Biographies. Almost anything that could be considered "outlaw" literature.
Heroes:
I have a wacky obsession with stand-up comedy. Favorites include in no particular order: George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Dave Attell, Chris Rock, Doug Stanhope, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, Louis C.K., Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Paul Mooney, Greg Giraldo, Artie Lange, Todd Barry, Robert Schimmel, and Ron White. Looks like a sausage-fest, where are all of the funny female comics?
