Though, I know some of the Myspace.com founders (namely Joel pictured incognito within as Jack), I created my page to reach my core fan base & target audience of ultra high grade friends. Having resisted development of the fabio_lite page until the groundswell of demand forced my hand, I'm now pleased that Lindsay Douglas Miss Kansas USA 2002 & Miss USA 2002 Runner Up, the ultimate woman of substance and style is awarded a picture atop my friends list beside Kelly Princeton, the first Playboy Playmate to to want me and spontaneously comment on my page. Honorable mention goes to my text partner, Kourtney Kein, drummer of Combichrist and Nitzer Ebb. Here and now, I, Fabio Lite and friends Josh aka Fake Arnold of CBS's Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Ryan Opray aka Ryno of Survivor, and Phil Solem of The Rembrants who did the Friends T.V. title song, "I'll Be There For You", have combined into a force of micro celebrity super-manhood. My picture delayed as my team looked for something suitable, estimation of just exactly how cool I looked remained left to the imagination until Sarabella Photo was commissioned. Not seeing my picture, some judged me by the coolness of my words and thoughts. I hope I did not disappoint with my works nor looks: former rock star now thirty-something and 1/2 yrs old. With long hair, high cheekbones and almond shaped eyes, I get the Fabio comparison whenever I wear oversized sweaters. Having met at Ago, Fabio & I agreed to avoid crowding each other out of the romance - novel - coverboys market by never appearing in the same place at the same time except in the inevitable eventuality we simultaneously attend the Oscars,,.Though my breasts are not as big as those of Fabio, I expect improvement having moved to Venice Beach right between Schwarzenegger’s original Golds Gym on Pacific, and Marina Fitness home of the $30 per month workout.
*Policy on Drinking: I don’t drink but you may.
Needing every brain cell to create my oeuvres, I never developed the taste for Alchohol. Yet, I’m not opposed to getting a woman drunk so she can take advantage of me. Nevertheless, having supported my ex girlfriend’s Champagne habit, I remain on a first name basis with the accounts receivable department at Veuve Clicot & Bilecart Salmon.
*Policy on Smoking: I don’t smoke unless you light me on fire, but you may.
*Policy on My Celibacy: Celibate for testosterone boost during long creative periods only broken for very special women meeting aggregate percentage of below criteria.
