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Kourtney Klein

i'll give you candy ..give you diamonds ..give you pills..give you anything you want 100$ bills....

About Me

i am quirky .....i work a lot ,i talk a lot, i laugh a lot, i stay up late, i drink ranch dressing, i eat burgers and men .... if u think u have seen me it's because i played drums in bands(combichrist, nitzer ebb , coyote shivers) ... i work with drums, and assholes.... i hosted a show on spike TV called BOOM where we blew up a bunch of big stuff (cars , RV's,tanks) and caught it on hi-def ... i was recently featured in MAXIM magazine because i am fat.....however , i am not a model or actress.... i play music, make fun , and will spit in your mouth if u ask me too...... if u want to know more send me a message, or check out www.kourtneyklein.com ...... latest news : i bought a 90 old grand piano named jezebel she's the oldest tramp i know :p
Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Electricity
You're highly reactive, energetic, and super charged.
If the occasion calls for it, you can go from 0 to 60 in a split second.
But you don't harness your energy unless you truly need to.
And because of this, people are often surprised by what you are capable of.
Why you would be a good superhero: You have the stamina to fight enemies for days
Your biggest problem as a superhero: As with your normal life, people would continue to underestimate you What Should Your Superpower Be?

My Interests

lets see.........playing music, Breaking things( balls included) fire, my bully dog "newt", loud music ,text messaging AND ....... MY DODGE MAGUM HEMI!!!!!!!! ITS THE FASTEST, HOTTEST,DRUM HAULING MACHINE ON THE BLOCK!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

my rock , my muse, the reason i can't sleep at night

Music:

oingo boingo,U2, NIN, depeche mode, bjork, mount sims,combichrist, coyote shivers, korn, slipknot, butane , elmwood,system of a down, disturbed, the faint, the killers, stun, covenant, ministry, INXS, the cure, garbage,muse,marilyn manson,gold frapp,love and rockets, falco, peter shillings,soft cell, kraftwerk,duran duran, david bowie,blondie,the pretenders, echo and the bunnymen, devo, Green day,jimmy eat world, LOVE a lot of electronic and synth pop

Movies:

24 hour party people ,Hidalgo, thelma and louise,v for vendetta, x -men, batman ... i forget the rest ....long list

Television:

hmmmmmmmm

Books:

"how to make love like a porn star" bio of jenna jameson

Heroes:

superman, wonder woman, batman, poison ivy, flash gordon,steve jobs,

My Blog

re-inlisting in the combichrist army

 well .. great news ... re joining with combichrist to finish out some of this years tour dates .... got a phone call from andy at 5 am with an offer i could not refuse .... i am really excited that m...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:11:00 PST

i have been sucked in

  HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ........soooo here it tis ... i will NOT be touring with combichrist or nitzer ebb( i quit ebb) or any other band  for that matter :) this is a perfect ...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:56:00 PST

my opinion on pot ...etc

 it's green ... it comes from the ground ....it smells like skunk .... it makes people happy /silly and hungry ...now i am not a pothead  by any means .... but .... what's the big...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:10:00 PST

why do u make me become an asshole?

dear carrot danglers ,        i was talking to my friend danny the other day about how i get offers to work in bands ..and its very common for me to get these o...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST

a sad day for kourtney K

   one of my most amazing friends on here brought me some bad news i had to share after i confirmed it's truth  ..... and now i know it's true ... we have lost many heros in t...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:15:00 PST

i wont post for lack of creativitly

 i love getting coments .... i think everyone does ...... but please please please for the love of peter,paul, mary, latoya, micheal, janet and ringo dont write me a silly comment thats has in th...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:56:00 PST

quitting nitzer ebb

  a lot of my friends on here are NEP fans and i have been getting some mail regarding me not working with them anymore ...... here's what happened ...i got really really sick last year and the d...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:56:00 PST

i did

it... whenever i wanted .... and then i did it again .......
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

340HP vs COPS

soooo i am driving home from playing my new electronic drums with my fav DJ in the entire world isaiah martin ....he burns me this badass massive attack song .... so i am bumping it in my MAGNUM....&n...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

i have to tell this love story!!!!!!

some of u know ....  a few months ago i fell in love ...i mean in LOVE at the most unexpected time .... right before i left on tour with  Nitzer Ebb!! i was walking  around pondering li...
Posted by Kourtney Klein on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST