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Hurricane Nita

I bet you saw that guitar in the window and bought it because it looks beat up!! www.killslowly.com

About Me

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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, Jack Daniels, Gibson guitars, makeup, obscure words, 80's metal, old school sitcoms, cartoons, Smirnoff raspberry twist vodka... Learning how to sing, my new camera phone, Austin Sinclaire, wedding dresses, listening to music on vinyl, leather jackets, hairspray, Adriana Lima, cheesy romance novels, my band, acquiring new guitars, and Kelly Bundy.Me, my MAC girls, and my new hair!!!

I'd like to meet:

.. ™Steve Vai is the shit

Music:

TEAZER: the paragon of all girl hot n' heavy metal. Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue, Arch Enemy, Rhapsody, Stolen Babies, Iron Maiden, Skid Row, Def Leppard, Ratt, Children of Bodom, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Scorpions, Cinderella, Poison, Warrant, Misfits, Bulletboys, KIX, White Zombie, Slayer, Vixen, Lita Ford, Dokken, Britny Fox, Bon Jovi, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Iced Earth, Kataklysm, Beautiful Creatures, Helloween, In Flames, White Lion, New York Dolls, Firehouse, Symphony X, Tigertailz, Buckcherry, Testament, Badlands, Cirque du Soliel soundtracks, Disney soundtracks, Van Halen, "AHH! It's Helloween", JEM, The Dead Boys, Faster Pussycat, Avenged Sevenfold, Tuff, David Lee Roth, Dio, Europe, Cannibal Corpse, Megadeth, Vain, Static-X, Led Zeppelin, Mudhoney, Billy Idol, Ozzy, Quiet Riot, Metallica, Jetboy, Pretty Boy Floyd, Crazy Town, L.A. Guns, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Orgy, Hanoi Rocks, the Runaways, Primus, Brides of Destruction, Danger Danger, Vince Neil (the Edge baby!) Motorhead, Rush, Tesla, Yngwie Malmsteen, Queen, Murderdolls, Kylie Minogue, Slash's Snakepit, Kittie, Nightwish, Winger, Whitesnake, Katherine Thomas, Stevie Ray Vaughan, A Perfect Circle, Johann Strauss, Andreas Segovia, Tchaikovsky, Puccini, Sting, the Doors, Alice Cooper, the Devotchkas, Dead Kennedys... and of course my band buddies: Lia-Fail, Rattlehead, Desecrate, Diminished, Out of Hand (for the scream offs), Nimbus, Look What I Did, Scarlet Rose, Senic Attraction, Nova, Guilt By Association, Pretty In Stereo, Mynis, and Legacy. Me chillin with EXODUS at Coffin Headquarters!!!

Movies:

CROSSROADS, because the Steve Vai scene changed my life. Lost Boys, Spinal Tap, Still Crazy, Anchorman, the Doors movie, Fern Gully, Sin City, Peter Pan, Pulp Fiction, Tombstone, Beauty and the Beast, Lock Stock and two "barrels smoking", Spice World, Simone (just kidding baby), Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and Pirates of the Carribbean, mate.

Television:

TLC especially MIAMI INK!!! National Geographic, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Full House except for the episode where they met Uncle Stavros, LEXX, Step by Step, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Family Guy, the Nanny, Criss Angel MINDFREAK!, saturday morning toons, Dr.90210, My Super Sweet Sixteen! Surreal Life, Flavor of Love, Going Tribal, the Bachelor, Saved by the Bell. Me, my girl Amie, and the one and only Jonny Coffin

Books:

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Charles Bukowski, J.M. Barrie, Jonathan Carroll, Louis Rhead, Gena Showalter, Nathanael West, Edward Albee, Byron, Hunter S. Thompson. And Motley Crue.

My Blog

I need a sidekick!

Looks like I am going to be starting a new project... YES AGAIN! This is very hush hush but there are some big names involved. So if anyone knows any slammin' female guitarists, send 'em my way! Crite...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

This bitch...

If you haven't told this crazy chick what a fuckhead she is, DO IT NOW!!!It's never too late!www.myspace.com/perfectblue20(In case you're out of the loop, she made a fake profile pretending to be me, ...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

Consider yourself ENDORSED...

The lead guitarist of TEAZER now proudly uses, abuses, and endorses COFFIN CASE products, KRANK amplifiers, and PIKCARD guitar picks.Check this shit out...www.myspace.com/coffincase www.coffincase.com...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

Things I have learned on Tour so far

1. IF YOUR BANDMATES ARE ARGUING, DON'T GET INTO IT. Even if you think you're helping, you are not helping. Stay out of it as much as possible. 2. AVOID HELPING WITH DIRECTIONS. If you do, you will e...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got a bunny!

Oh my god look what the cat dragged in. Seriously. My cat usually brings in dead birds or lizards or something, this time she brought a baby bunny. I'm keeping it and am now accepting suggestions for ...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cheap wine and long distance engagements

I always thought long distance relationships were bullshit but now I kind of see where some people are coming from. I don't think it would work for anyone else, though. Only me. But when you find ...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't believe I'm doing this...

Okay, so I got sucked into the myspace thing too. Dammit. My fucking bandmates were all doing it and I was like NO. I'm not going to make my own page. I'm not that narcissistic. And I'm still not. But...
Posted by HURRICANE NITA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST