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Mike

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Lets see what do you want to know about me... Well first I joined the Navy when I was 18 after 5 great years (ha ha yea right) I came back home. I am now a stand up comedian / full time student. Once I get my degree thats when I will go full throttle comedy. All the way! I have the coolest girlfriend a guy can ever have. Number 1-She is hot.... I mean Smokin, En Fuego Hot Number 2- she supports me with my dream, she believes that I can make it.( not alot of girls out there support their loved ones the way she does for me) And number 3- She loves football!!! Enough said. A woman that loves foot ball is a keeper. My girlfriend is the total package!!!Oh and incase you can't tell, Oakland A's are my favorite Team!href="http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/"

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My Interests

Workout, Watch baseball, write comedy, perform comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to be a friend of mine. All are excepted here. From Nerds, Goth, Jocks, Hippies, Republicans and Democrats, if you want to be my friend just add me!

Music:

Anything that sounds good to me.

Movies:

You're asking me what movies I like. Oh man I have a crap load. I will some movies that I love from the top of my head. Lets see here we go : You gotta love Jean-Claude Van Damm movies they are so damm corny you have to love them. Rocky, Rambo, Godfather 1 2 and 3, Boondock Saints, Point break,American Psycho, Goodfellas, Scarface, Heat, Bronx Tale, Casino, Anchorman (Hiieeyooo), Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future Trilogy, Any Bruce Willlis Movie..... DIE HARD BABY!!!!

Television:

I use to be one of the biggest wrestling fans ever. I just go burnt out from it. It's not fun to watch anymore. I love watching the Discovery channel. My favorite shows are Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, and now Man Vs Wild. Those shows rock!

Books:

Any book by Michael Crichton

Heroes:

God. I dont think anyone can top his abilites.

My Blog

Check out this event: Laughs Unlimited

Hosted By: Michael BetancourtWhen: Thursday Sep 20, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Laugh's Unlimited1207 Front StreetSacramento, CA 95814United StatesDescription:Michael Betancourt Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

Grindhouse.... My own Movie Review

Grindhouse  noun  A downtown movie theater - in disrepair since its glory days as a movie palace of the '30s and '40s - known for "grinding out" non-stop double-bill programs of B-movies. The dynami...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST

FFE Aka FUCK FED EX!!!!!

In case you don't know I moved from San Jose to Sacramento. I am now living with my wonderful girlfriend and going to school. I found a job that I thought would be awesome to work for while I am getti...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

New Years Resolution or N.Y.R!!!!

Move over NWO because its time for N.Y.R ( New Years Resolution) and here they are in no particular order 1) Eat Healthier- that means fast food will be cut down to at least once a week or once a mont...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

Lucky . 7 in 07

Ok everyone this is my first blog,but I need to say something to everyone right here and right now.2006 has been one hell of a year for all of us! Some people lost loved ones or they have found their ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST