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Melissa Callaway

The OFFICIAL Melissa Callaway MySpace Page!!!! aren't you lucky? ; )

About Me

"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy."
~Lucille Ball (1911-1989)

I love being a stand-up comedian and have been at it since late November of 2006. I'm goofy and love life. It is so refreshing to be a part of something that is about: Total, Brutal Honesty.

I sing with the sexiest devils ever!! The Tip Top Trio!! ;) Check out my honey to my right. "Love you, baby!"

My Interests

Bein' goofy; Fartin' around; Talkin' smack & Singin' my arse off.
Oh and my rockabilly honey, Aaron ; ) I couldn't be a happier woman.

I'd like to meet:

Those who are driven, determined....hell bent on going after their dreams. Those who have ample self-respect, are confident in what they have to bring to the table and realize that we are all in the same boat.No fonies, need apply.
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Music:

I play a few instruments and I also sing here and there with the Tip Top Trio (with the love of my life, Aaron, as the lead guitarist).

Movies:

Anything besides creepy psycho scary ones. Ignorance really is bliss and I'd rather NOT know there are people in this world that can come up with such sick shtuff.

Television:

Nip/Tuck; SVU; History Channel; Discovery Channel; the Weather Channel....yup! I'm a nerd!

Some all-time faves are: SNL (especially Gilda/Dan/Chevy days); Tracey Ullman Show; Laugh-In; Benny Hill; Carol Burnett Show; In Living Color; Monty Python; Dr. Katz; The Ben Stiller Show; Kids In The Hall; Ab Fab; Reno 911; The Simpsons and of course South Park.

Books:

What the Bleep Do We Know..... great stuff.

Heroes:

Anyone who has, will or currently serves our country by joining the military. God bless ya'll.

My Blog

working on my bulletin whore-ness..figured I'd post here instead.

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?well duh!  since he'd get a free tarot reading, I think it would only be right for him.  Hell, he'd probably get a discount anyhow.2. You suddenl...
Posted by Melissa Callaway on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

Valentine's Day

Ok... So I've spent the past 7 V. Day's (four with one asshole, three with another) wondering if the sig. other was going to be a prick or shit head or something (can only recall one nice V.day with&n...
Posted by Melissa Callaway on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST