Miss Claire

I think I am funnier than I actually am. I am prettier than I actually think. I am taller because I wear high, expensive shoes. I am a redhead, but you'd never know it -NEVER. I am a good girl that pretends to be bad - or am I a bad girl that pretends to be good? Either way, I know how to behave around your Mother and I know how to act in a Strip Club. I am smarter than all of you put together - and that is AFTER I fried my brains out with drugs all those years ago. I could take over the world, but I am WAY TOO LAZY. +++++++ NOTE: To all potential crazy men - If you plan on stalking me at my shows, think twice. The big biker dude that hangs around me isn't just for show. He's in charge of making sure I get home safe - and let's just say, I've ALWAYS gotten home safe. He takes GOOD care of me. Sure, sure there have been a FEW times when I might not have WANTED to get home "safe" (wink wink) - but he's not to be trifled with. Many thanks to the services of Big Mac's Personal Security.