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I'm Fat, Ugly, Bald, Short and Poor but I'm very funny. Born and raised in Texas but let out on good behavior. I now live in Heaven on Earth - California, where the politics are idiotic, the people are plastic, the cost of living is futuristic, money is worshipped, morals are tolerated, traffic is your second home, and everyone is an actor or is the middle of a script and life is considered a video game but the weather is great the wine is fine and the ladies are perfect, seriously I mean perfect, just ask their plastic surgeons. Real or plastic, there is no bad boob. I worship women. I respect every woman on earth. I too, fear a woman in anger. But a happy woman is more beautiful then any flower. Now if I could only find a book on keeping a woman happy. But still I am high on life.