So here's the deal: The last time I went to update my profile, I accidentally erased the original stuff that I originally wrote about myself. I know, I'm a retard...but I'm not a little ferry, goatface jerk like you, so there!
Anyway, my name is Scott Bennett and I'm a comedian/interpretive dance instructor for gerbils with breathing disorders...no, Richard Gere has never been a client. After years of being in an abusive relationship with a hairy woman you probably know as Hillary Clinton, I've decided to expand my horizions and date good looking dykes who REALLY know how to take control of a good cigar instead. As long as they're genuine, real, down to earth women who have huge implants, anything's possible...and I mean anything! Snapping turtles are not out of the question. I make sure that when I speak I mean what I say and I NEVER repeat myself. In other words, I will never repeat anything I say. Or, as I like to say; I never, ever repeat myself. A lot of times I like to walk around my house naked and think about the beginnings of Lucky Charms and what our world would be like without them. Sure, these are abritrary thoughts to you, but for me they're the basis of my life...well, that and nuns that can do amazing things with hang gliders...yes, those kinds of things!
On a more serious note and as far as my comedy is concerned, I'm completely NON-POLITICALLY CORRECT! I make fun of everything, so if you're Black, White, Irish, Jewish, Mexican, Spanish, French, Greek, Arabic, deaf, dumb, blind, fat, short, skinny, Democrat, Republican, Arabic one more time, etc., and you get offended because you would rather walk around with a chip on your shoulder instead of having AND sharing fun and laughs with everyone so we can concentrate on how we can laugh together instead of hating each other apart, then you may want to stay outside the place I'm performing hating the world for all the injustices instead of laughing inside with your friends.
Love and peace to everyone and I hope to see you soon!:)
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