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Wess-all

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About Me

My name is "WESSALL" I am a cynical arrogant bastard! At least I know it. I go by many nicknames mostly PIG, Hugh, “Bust her”, stitches, Woodpecker, Burger, Toodles, Clavin (cause It’s a little known fact that I know everything),Boss Man but the one I like the best is OH GOD… I was born in Conway New Hampshire, moved around A LOT, Lived in Caswell Idaho, Salt Lake City Utah, and in California I lived in San Diego, Lompoc, Palm Springs, I hated it, moved to northern California and love it. I have had many jobs and I will do whatever I need to do whenever I need to do it, started working at age 12 keeping score at the bowling alley (tips only), Loma Vista( it is a school for the handicapped), DJ for KVGS, Musicland, Roadie (Jeff Healey R.I.P. glad for the short time we spent together, Richard Marx not glad, The Tubes and the list get even less impressive after that) my nickname was "Bust her", Was a Stonemason, at that time I met my first wife and we are still married. I am not sure if I have met my second wife yet, did the carpet cleaning thing for a long while for Chem-Dry, was a choker setter for a local logging outfit (there is nothing like mounting a snatch block), then went out and got a career in Roofing. Where, at that time I have two kids that are three years apart. They are the greatest kids anyone could ask for. I’m a sincere and passionate person (double edged sword), I keep what I have close to me and I will never forget where I came from or do I ever plan on going back. I can usually make a friend everywhere I go and I can also be the coldest person in the world. I like to argue with educated people. You know people whose feeling won’t be compromised. When you are down on your luck I will give you my shirt off my back and my last two dollars but just don't expect it. I know what it is like to be the last person you will ever talk to for the rest of your life. I learned from the second best roofer in the state (NOT TONY I’m a little bitch).........................................Pressed for Time of the Third Partby Wessal Patrick LongllyMerrily strolling through life as the consummate scammer, a counterfeiter, William Brian Jennings is determined only to make a comfortable life for his family and himself. However, when he is busted by the feds and ultimately incarcerated, he uncovers a treasonous plot being perpetrated by the very same people sworn to uphold the law that reaches to the highest levels of government and even into the White House! He finds himself Pressed for Time as the feds attempt to frame him in a myriad of ways, then harass, threaten, and try to intimidate him into giving up the information they require. All the while, he is playing their game, but by his rule, secretly laughing at their inept and bungling attempts to convict him of the very crimes of which they themselves are guilty. Fast-paced, twisted, and bizarre, this is a story about sex, drugs, and rotten government. Wessal Patrick Longlly blows the covers off the dark and nefarious doings of our own government.ABOUT THE AUTHORCalling himself a "professional pain in the governmental ass" while claiming to be the last free American, an adventurer, and a political activist, Wessal Patrick Longlly (the pen name of William Brian Jennings) makes his home on his vintage motor yacht, Adventure II, off the California coast, from where he creates his incredible adventures that are based in reality. THIEF IN THE NIGHT Ponton is here I will buy his first beer, Another beer and a pill, I am far from having my fill, I remembered why I’m here, I’ll have another beer, I’LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER, I’LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER, I’LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER, I have to get out of here, So I stagger out of the bar, Only to get into my car, I have crossed that yellow line, Now our fate is all mine, Two people lie dead, And I sleep in my empty bed, You have taken more from me then I can ever take from you, I hope there is fear in your eyes, I want to be their when you die, I have too much to lose, So it won’t be me killing you, I wonder how many people will be mourning by morning, Drivers this is your final warning, Bogart is here, I’ll buy his first beer, All because you decide to drink and drive, R.I.P. DAD......I know it was hard to rest because the driver who killed you was out on bail for two years fifteen days before he, Ponton was sentenced to four to twenty years in state prison in Carson City Nevada and it doesn't make me feel any better. HE better not tell anyone who he killed or he will do life right there, but he will do life anyway....Dad I miss you and I have a lot I want to tell you, and ask you...Love You.. Sports MySpace Layouts - Sports MySpace Layouts

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It's 2 inches below zero out here! Drug should only be for the working class! It's hard to be humble when you're the best! They don't call me good for nothin! the better i am the luckier i get! i have forgotten more then you'll ever know! I only have time for a six pack! I need a cold one just to warm up! I don't remember forgetting anything! I hope I'm home when I get their! My Efficiency in the AM makes up for my inefficiency in the PM! I don't remember forgetting anything! I'm 10 degrees cooler with my shades on! I am not ready to die today any more! Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem! Don't break the law when you're breaking the law! I don't know what to say so what ever needs to be said I'm saying it!

My Blog

It's a little known fact...

Larry the cable guy, is so fucking famous for one fuckin' line "get er done". What the fuck is an "er" some sort of a fuckin' farm animal or short for sist"er" 
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:13:00 GMT

how to train a chick

To all the 'DUDES' out there, the next time a chick swallows (in the morning if you are still around) tell her that her tits are higher and firmer and that it looks like she lost five pounds (fix the ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:23:00 GMT

'MY BACK'

'BILLY' saved my life that night, when he told me to go, and watched me drive out of sight, if i had stayed would you still be Alive, or would we be lying side by side, my back will never be the same,...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:37:00 GMT

Mike, in a nut shell

I met Mike when I was young and impressionable. I am so glad that I was and I did get to spend as much time with him for as long as I did. He was a great role model for me and I thought of him often. ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:46:00 GMT

I got my neighbors mail...oops

I have been thinking again and this is what I have come up with. Women over time they get saggy, well just about everything. In return they go out and get face lifts, tummy tucks, breast implants, but...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:36:00 GMT

Closure....

Happy Birthday Elvis... To eveyone who thinks that Elvis is still alive. He is NOT! For a fact Lisa Marie even tried her self to find out. She went as far as marrying Michael Jackson. You know any se...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:38:00 GMT

Bulls Testicles

Andrew Zimmern, the bizarre foods guy& that is one mother fucker who will never starve to death.   I believe that dude has eaten everything but pussy.   And what about George Cloon...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:47:00 GMT

watch and learn...

My wife came right out and asked me if I could suck my own dick would I. I said hell no that's women's work. But I would sure lick the shit out of my balls. You don't see a dog sucking his dick nope j...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:09:00 GMT

Doing it to your own style!

I can only imagine how bankers have sex or politicians, or even how writers have sex. Can you imagine a banker& count to me baby& 1,045,967.00 interest finance, late payment, or politician sex& I love...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 22:22:00 GMT

The New Saying

You know how they say "The bigger the feet...the bigger the meat" ...is that true with women?  The bigger the foot...the bigger the puss?  Is that why all the women try and squeeze into a si...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:59:00 GMT