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Michael Beatrice

I've moved to Facebook for the most part.

My Interests

Movies:

American cinema peaked with "Patton." And "Road House."

Television:

Airwolf... Our House... Cagney and Lacey...Name three shows Mike Beatrice has been on.

Books:

Which three books would you have taken?

Heroes:

Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

My Blog

Dear Matt Cassel

Dear Matt Cassel:As a fan of the New England Patriots and the USC Trojans, I've had the opportunity to watch you not play football for many years. Now, thanks to Bernard Pollard, you've been handed t...
Posted by Michael Beatrice on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:03:00 PST

Leave Boston Alone!

You never get to complain about Boston sports again.An actual message I received from a Seattle sports fan the day before Super Bowl XLII. (Seattle fans are so cute.) The following day, after Mannin...
Posted by Michael Beatrice on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:43:00 PST

Reasons why my MySpace URL is still all numbers:

myspace.com/mikebeatrice myspace.com/beatrice myspace.com/michaelbeatrice Go check them out. BTW, if the /beatrice girl and I ever get married, her name will be Beatrice Beatrice....
Posted by Michael Beatrice on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

A Treatise on Posting MySpace Survey Bulletins.

Stop doing it.
Posted by Michael Beatrice on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST