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Patrick Ney

About Me

I am a comic/ actor in L.A. one of only a few..I am often compared to no one. I grew up in Chicago (see midwest) the youngest in a huge Irish Catholic family (see mental torture) Taught by Nuns that had the ok from Jesus to hit us. Lived in the city of Chicago for several years and moved to Los Angeles (see porn industry). And have the oppurtunity to perform Standup Comedy for nice people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, People who like me, The Hamburgler,

My Blog

Show Recap: Gillearn and Ney Kill Laugh Lounge

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Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:20:00 GMT

Too many (Dane) Cooks in the kitchen

People often ask me who I think is a funny Comic. Today we live in a "your great" "You suck" generation. (Thanks American Idol) Alot of people love Dane Cooks ants-in-you-pants antics, mostly the...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:53:00 GMT

The worst slogan for a Radio Station

The best of the 80's 90's and Today..Who says..Unless your in a Dentist office or Elevator, thats bullshit. Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston is the best this extended time period has to offer? What to...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:12:00 GMT

Happy new Year Fatso

Happy New Year everybody, just got back from Hawaii wow America is fat. How come people eat so much crap. This is no coincidence i was in Las Vegas in november and America was fat then too. What are t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:33:00 GMT