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Zombianca

There's something really romantic about vanquishing the undead

About Me

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My Interests


Halloween, Monsters, Horror, Hilarious Pornography, Death Note, Conventions, 1940s, Steampunk, Antique Futurism, Vintage Erotica, FX Makeup, Browncoats, Victorian Bordellos and Brothels, Livejournal Communities, Mortuary Science, Tattoo Wishlists, WTF Nature, Arts and Crafts, Velvet Paintings, Bad Reality, Ghosts and Goblins, Cabarets, Burlesque, Corn Maze, Zombies, Dental X-Rays, Train Stations, Victorian Vampire Killing Kits, Haunted Houses, Whedonism, Battlestar Galactica, Ghost Stories, Soy Milk, Famous Monsters, Oddities, Freak Shows, Old Pathology Books, Vintage Medical Equipment, Extreme Fashion, Fetishes, Ectoplasm, Adventures, Taxidermy, Cemetery Picnics, Internet, Body Bags, Treasure Maps, Grave Robbing, Entomology, Hair Color, Steamboats, Other Nerds, Brocade Wallpaper, Toile Patterns, Swagger, Blood Types, Vampires, Epic Fantasy Movies, Comic Books, Sanitariums, Dexter, Doom Buggies, Comedy done correctly, Anti-You Tubism, Presents, Capitalization and Grammar

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Posted by Zombianca on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:26:00 PST

You should read this

You should read this House fan fiction because it was written by a 15 year old.  And it has gay sex0rs.House barged and slammed the office door. Wilson stared at him. "Am I in trouble?" He asked....
Posted by Zombianca on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:05:00 PST

Twenty Eight

I just want to announce that I am 28 years old but I'm still immature enough to be asked if I would rather have a Barbie cake or a Halloween Cake.Yesssss
Posted by Zombianca on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:12:00 PST

TELL ME YOUR SEX HISTORY

Here's the background:Some dude from Turkey randomly started IMing me.  He tried hitting on me.  I decided to humor him:[15:29] eybidi: hii[15:29] Zombianca: hi[15:29] eybidi: do you tell&nb...
Posted by Zombianca on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:35:00 PST

I THINK I WROTE THIS AD IN MY SLEEP

four beards, one honda civic - w4m - 25 (Egypt Rd, Audubon)Reply to: [email protected] [?]Date: 2008-09-14, 10:24PM EDTDear a beards a-plenty,Four score and four beards ago we saw your hot...
Posted by Zombianca on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:02:00 PST

The pit is not a comfortable place to watch a show

I loved that man in the tunnel.  I wish there was a video of his entire speech to us about WHY none of us really wanted to be in the pit.  ...
Posted by Zombianca on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:23:00 PST

Go color a cunt

http://www.thislilpornomine.com
Posted by Zombianca on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:40:00 PST

When I heard you speak I felt warm

In the beginning there was semen, In a deep mound of flesh, And a crest that traveled, On a wave of virile mess. Through a tunnel of mucus, And on towards a vault, With tourists and traffic, I just p...
Posted by Zombianca on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:27:00 PST

Do yourself a favor

This video doesn't do it justice AT ALL, but: If they ever release a DVD of this tour, I suggest you Netflix it, or borrow it from me. It will blow your fucking mind....
Posted by Zombianca on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:54:00 PST

Goddammit Google Chrome

I fucking hate you Google Chrome. I typed out this huge blog about the LHC switch on, and you fucking DELETED ALL THE SPACES.
Posted by Zombianca on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:31:00 PST