Pro Wrestling, MMA, Football (Carolina Panthers - My obsession), Basketball (Chicago Bulls), Baseball (Chicago White Sox), Madden Football for PS3, making people laugh. There should be a job where you make jokes, people laugh and you get paid.
See heroes.
And here is my updated top ten list of the ladies that I would like to have relations with:
1. Nicole Scherzinger (I need to marry her)
2. Rihanna
3. Maria
4. Mariah Carey
5. Eva Mendes
6. Jessica Alba
7. Kim Kardashian
8. Fergie
9. Beyonce
10. Megan Fox
Currently into such acts as Nelly, Craig David, Michael Jackson, NeYo & Rihanna. Not into Lean Like a Cholo.
Bigger, Stronger, Faster* (On DVD 9/30)
Get Smart, Game Plan, Gridiron Gang, The Rundown, Walking Tall, Be Cool, Scorpion King,(see a pattern?)
Beyond the Mat, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Rudy, Rocky Balboa, Invincible, The Rookie, Forrest Gump (All Time Fav), Superbad, Knocked Up, Old School, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Heat, Die Hards, among others not listed here.
Also anything on Cinemax after 10pm.
Anything WWE & Pro Wrestling. UFC and other MMA, Dexter, LOST, 24, NFL Network, Family Guy, Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT, Any Discovery / History Channel, Casino or Police shows, Seinfeld. Oh, and some good heterosexual, or girl on girl porn!.
Wrestling Observer, US Magazine (What? A guy's gotta know the latest gossip), Any wrestler's autobiographies. Thats pretty much all I read.
The Rock, Michael Jordan, Vince McMahon, Randy Couture, Jack Bauer