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Gabe Tuft

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About Me

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Check it out. Born in San Francisco, college in SLO, new wife and a life in SoCal. I will NEVER be a “has been” and I will always strive to maintain what is right.
6’-3”, 247 pounds, sportin’ 6% bodyfat year round, and chowin’ close to 8,000 calories a day. I am the wave ridin', SoCal Sensation, that is takin' FCW by storm.
Lets talk about DREADLOCKS...First: they are real. Second: Yes, I wash them. Third: They are my pride and joy baby! Ain't nothin' like them! Dreads are the distinct marker of the surf community. Although the sport has changed over the last two decades and now anyone can grab a board and try it, you will always be able to spot the local, salty dogs. They are the one's out every day, sittin' on the best peaks, and not the most eager to share waves with newcomers. My friends, that's me-
Slick on the stick, and slicker in the ring. Ridin' high on the lip so that I don't get shacked, pullin' in deep and leavin with the FCW Heavyweight Championship - in tact.

My Interests

For those of you wondering what's next for me, here's a sneak preview:


Just won the FCW Tag Team Titles with 3rd generation superstar Joe Henning!


Trading blows with the Ass Kicker, Jay Bradley.


Me and Joe Hening. Entrance on 7/8/08.


Entering the stage at Bourbon Street in New Port Richey, FL.


Setting up for the Fisherman's Suplex.


Giving Kafu the Perfect-plex.



Workin' Handsome Heath Miller

CHECK OUT THE STAR STUDENT ON UPW'S WEBSITE (linked below)

FITNESS: If you think that I don't enjoy kickin' ass in the gym, come have a workout with me. I will change the way you see life. I haven't had ANYONE hang with me yet. Come put me to the test. OTHER INTERESTS: Professional Wrestling - I eat, sleep and breathe it. Its my career and dream come true.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants an autograph.

Music:

The Crystal Method and anything from the G-funk era. Music was good back then. After the Dove-Shack's album, music basically got crapped on by pop punks and stupid Kelly Clarkson.

I'm a HUGE fan of reggae and my man Bob Marley. What, are you shocked? Did the dreads give it away?

Movies:

300, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Number 23. It's either action and blood, or an original plot that actally makes you think. I hate movie cliches, so 90% of the movies out there get the thumbs down from me

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, and Robot Chicken. Reality TV can bite me. Those of you that sit around and watch other people live your life for you will never be anything but couch potatoes. There's way to much opportunity out there.


Turn your TV off, get off your butt and do something that you want. Your parents weren't kidding when they said TV will make you stupid.

Books:


Yeah right. The B.S. in civil engineering says that I have read enough over my lifetime.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ

My Blog

Schedule for Week of 08/02/08

Tues., Bourbon Street, Newport RichieShow starts at 8:30pmThurs., FCW Arena, TampaShow starts at 7:30pm2 hour house showSaturday, Pinellus ParkLocation: to be announced...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:40:00 PST

7-27-08 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

TUES 7-29-08 Bourbon Street, Newport Richie 8:30pm THURS 07-31-08 FCW ARENA, Tampa 7:30pm 2 hour house show.
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:21:00 PST

North American Union

Believe it or not folks, our lovely president has signed a formal agreement to get rid of the USA as we know it.  I shit you not folks! The US, Canada, and the third world country of Mexico will ...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST

Life is not a dress rehearsal

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOWThis blog is far from my usual one that deals with my legal adventures and my trips down the rabbit hole.  By the way, I'm still glad I took the red pill.     ...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

CRIMES V. OFFENSE

I absolutely cannot take credit for this one.  Cody Roberts developed this essay and it is right on.  Read up and don't skip anything:       I realized that it was desperately...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

Friendships are fragil

I know its been awhile since I've blogged, and I know most of you expect to read about conspiracy theories and fitness. However, today I feel led to blog about something extremely powerful and importa...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:58:00 PST

ER Visit from Red Bulls and other stimulants

So I encountered a rude awakening - literally - on Friday morning.  After a full day of work, a nice long workout, and a kick-ass night of listening to reggae music, I found myself in the ER with...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

Harassed by Encinitas Cops

I got harassed by the Encinitas Sheriffs last week.  Read my account of how I put my right-to-travel knowledge where my mouth is.  Be sure to read the letter I'm sending the Sheriff's Depart...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Government's Bullshit - Right to travel

THE GOVERNMENT'S BULL SHIT So, if you've followed my blogs you understand that I believe you have a constitutionally guaranteed right to travel and ergo you do not need a driver's license to travel on...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

Government Trying to Impose Jail Time for Bloggers

MUST READ (MY COMMENTS ARE BELOW):..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schema...
Posted by Gabe Tuft on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST