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About Me

It all started one day back in 1974, I popped on to this god forsaken planet and started my plans of world domination. For the last 33 yrs I've been behind the scences manipulating the world around me, playing my own little game of chess, putting all my pawns into place and soon things will start to fall into place. Muuhawhahaha!I've already started creating my brood to inherit everything and my spawn will rule with an Iron Fist!Keep all this in mind when you speak to me cause I may just have a place for you in my Utopia.It all started one day back in 1974, I popped on to this god forsaken planet and started my plans of world domination. For the last 33 yrs I've been behind the scences manipulating the world around me, playing my own little game of chess, putting all my pawns into place and soon things will start to fall into place. Muuhawhahaha!I've already started creating my brood to inherit everything and my spawn will rule with an Iron Fist!Keep all this in mind when you speak to me cause I may just have a place for you in my Utopia.

My Interests

These are a few of my favorite things: Comic books, Movies, Stand up comedy and Boobs. Oh and did I mention Boobs?

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love the 80's! New Wave, Metal, Rap, all of it. Nowadays I mostly listen to Alternative Rock and even Neil Diamond.

Movies:

All Kevin Smith movies as well as Quentin Tarantino, these men can do no wrong in my eyes. As for the old school stuff we can't forget John Hughes work. Superbad was wonderful and Shoot 'em Up was just all kinds of fun. Honestly there's just too many. I am what you call a movie buff and I love the movies, especially now that Marvel Comics is pretty much "the well" for most upcoming movies. (and I love them all, I don't care how bad everybody thinks they are.

Television:

I have one annnnd I watch the motherfucker

Books:

X-Men baby! Comic books are my bag.

Heroes:

Kevin Smith is my Hero

My Blog

Nipple Vision

So I wake up this morning to my wife asking me, "What's so funny?" Seems I was laughing in my sleep. Now either that or her asking me this question woke me up. So it seems it's time to tell her what I...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:00:00 PST

THE SWORD!

You know, I realized that I havn't put up the story of the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back that made me realize that I was gonna ask Michele to marry me. The catalyst, if you may. Anybody...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

My speech for Devlin and Joy’s Wedding

I met Devlin many years ago. On a planet not much different then this one.The only difference is that this planet had been at war for years. I had joined up with the local rebellion, seemed like the r...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Gonna get hitched today.

So I woke up this morning, like at 6. I never wake up at 6. As a matter of fact, I never see 6am unless I stay awake that long. I just couldn't sleep anymore. Everybody else was sleeping so I decided ...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:54:00 PST

Looks like I slipped one past the goalie

Looks like I slipped one past the goalie. If you don't understand what that means, I'll make it a little more simple for you. My boys can swim. Even more simply, I knocked up my old lady. (I've a...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:40:00 PST

Can you beat this?

I fell deeply in love the other day (the other day can be anything but today, tommorow or yesterday with me cause I have no sense of time.) I went to my girlfriends mom to ask for her hand in marriag...
Posted by Alfinator-X on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:17:00 PST