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Michael Patrick I

About Me

Dear Myspace,I thought this would be a more difficult letter to write you; however, in my increasing age and wisdom, I have just come to pragmatically find that you're useless to me now. You are a drag on my obsessive-compulsive web surfing and I check you for no reason and to no avail any longer, because everything you offer me, I have found and found better in another.What can I say? You're a wh**e. You're too loose and your unabridged freedom hinders your maneuverability and stifles my sanity by means of blotchy personal profiles with ceaseless barrages of photographs and endless scrolling. I have need for more structure in my personal profiling life and leave such endless, fruitless pursuits to life, itself... and do not need an external, Internet projection of my inner-self to satisfy some lonesome devil starved for acceptance and interaction thru technological means. Hi-Tech/Hi-Touch...? No more, myspace... I shall no longer bind myself in slavery to your deceivingly inviting ways. You're oddly reminiscent in these ways.That being said, the time has come that I must disconnect myself from you; however, to my dearest, dearest cousin Courtney, whom I miss in so many ways due to her ever-elusive, always endearing cosmic journey paralleling mine... email me or find me on facebook, or pick up a phone and call me damnit!!!To anybody else on here who wishes to reach me, email and facebook would now be the best mediums on which to do so.So long facebook. It was fun while it lasted, but we all reach a point in our lives when we must move on and we have reached an impasse and the time for my breaking free of you has come. Thank you for the good times, a bit of me will always love you and remember you for what you were and what you've done for me.Au revoir, MichaelP.S. Courtney, girl, I swear on the skies and seas and the space-surround... I will kick your ass if you don't contact me via not myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The World.

My Blog

To Our Next President

             That hearts may never waiver, bathed as they are in the red blood they give to uslife, in all it's liberty, is oft defined by man's ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Planet Clinton

Delude                 -verb (used with object), -luded, luding. 1.  to mislead the mind or judgment of; deceive. 2.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 18:02:00 GMT

’Stupid World: Some Cry Rape While Others Lay Slain’

Each and every morning I wake up wondering what the world has wrought in my weary resting. For those who know me, it should come as no surprise to you that upon waking, my very first actions each and ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 00:41:00 GMT

California High-Speed Trains

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD1QGNsRg74 The Golden State, yet again!
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:13:00 GMT

’Axis of Justice’ in Hollywood

Down beneath the cool velvet of a mid-April night, Spring's serendipitous sky star-studded in dazzling decadence; who would think that the stars that shine tonight were not alight in this great sky& n...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Transgender Man Conceives... or is it deceives?

"How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible. Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am. In a technical sense I see m...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:57:00 GMT

The Republic of Kosovo, or as I call it... The Balkan Clusterf*ck

"The independence of Kosovo marks the end of the dissolution of the former Yugoslavia,"                     ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:01:00 GMT

To Honor A Dictator

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."                                ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Something to Truly Hate

This little fucker just pissed me off so I decided to write down what I said to it,I call this one, 'Fucking Silverfishes' (no I don't fuck silverfishes, you sick ass fool).Silverfish,Why the fuck are...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:33:00 GMT

My First Thoughts Upon Waking

Bombastically ballyhooing the brilliance of the partisan imprudence shared, in bi-partisan, by the vast population of this mad, mad world, I aim to please. MADNESS! So much prejudice, save bias, as to...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:58:00 GMT