Planet Electric Funk
This is AfroSquad's headquarters for fighting " The
Man ." This site was
redesigned for 2007, with a phat new design that will please every bad
brotha' and soul sista'. If you are
interested in our new designs on a monthly basis, then check out our
articles at
NinjaPimp.com
or subscribe to our
MySpace blog .
The SnowMan
Designer of AfroSquad
2007
Pimp of the Year
AfroSquad has been know for years as the
Internet's leading source for pimp related information, so it is our duty to
keep you informed on the current candidates for the Pimp of the Year. Not
since 1976, when Shaft, Superfly, and Dolomate all competed for Pimp of the
Year, has the competition been so fierce. This year we have great pics of
the NinjaPimp, RoboPimp, and many more celebrities.
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Funky Fresh Movies
Tired of movies that don't feature KrazyMan and $nowMan?
Well then IFILM has the answer for you. NinjaPimp.com, in conjunction with
the AfroSquad, have all of your favorite movies available at the click of a
button. Watch such classics as "Return of the Man" and the Ass Wipes
commercial for free. Even the Man can't stop this counterculture
revolution!
Watch Now
Amber
Peach Named
Miss Classy Lady 2007
Amber Peach, an adult film actress known for her role in the Sphincter Chronicles, won the 2007 Miss Classy Lady Award. She will represent NinjaPimp.com at the AfroSquad Boobie Bouncin' Funktastic Babe Awards contest in Funkytown, NY., in June. Peach was one of 21 hot babes participating in the contest. Other contestants included: Jenna Presley, Cali Marie, Cherish, Nikki Nicole, Brandy Talore, April Hunter and Belladonna... Read More
AfroSquad's History
Are you an old school fan from back
in the 90s, or are you new to AfroSquad? Either way, it is about time that
you studied up on your AfroSquad history. This page will tell you about
AfroSquad's key contributors, inform you why we no longer reside at
afrosquad.com, and introduce you to the Man's crony, Public Dick. So if you
can't get your fill of AfroSquad, then this is the page for you to check
out!
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Real Ninja Facts
Sure, you have heard of Chuck Norris
facts, but did you know that the Red Ninja speaks Braille? If not, then it
is about time that you checked out our ninja facts page. The NinjaPimp and
the Red Ninja are two of our funkiest homies, and it is about darn time that
you did your research about them.
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Do
You Love Deez Nuts?
AfroSquad has
always been one of the great Photoshop sites on the net. In fact, we made
our name with great commercials for Frosted Funks, Pimp Rounds, and
Gigantic Wieners. Before there were Chocolate Salty Balls, there was
Quake Her Oats!
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Pimp Quotes
Let's face it,
pimps say the darndest things. When it comes to memorable quotes, forget
Mark Twain and John F. Kennedy. We know that the greatest quotes come
from guys like Dr. Melvin Thundercock and Sir Welton B. Smackdown. Those
guys know how to make lyrical magic.
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Super AfroSquad Brothers
Ok, so our game
demo isn't as great as our "game," but the price is right. KrazyMan spent
a lot of time on it, but the man shut him down with a court order.
However, the demo is still available, so feel free to download this super
fresh ninja game.
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Now
Gigantic Wieners
Our
specialty is delivering delicious wieners that are superior to any other
sausage. Every "Gigantic Wiener" measures at least 20 inches, and is hand
delivered to your (back) door by KrazyMan, SnowMan, Red Ninja or
NinjaPimp. We top it all off with our patented secret dressing that
gives every Gigantic Wiener that famous, irresistible zest .
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Mack Donalds
Without question,
Ronald McPimpin' is a funk food visionary. At a time when big business
scoffed at the idea of a restaurant that targeted pimps and hoes, he
persevered and created MackDonalds. After failing with such soul food
enterprises as
Mother F'n Chicken
and
Big Bucks Coffee ,
McPimpin' hit a flavor filled home run with MackDonalds. On Apr 15, 2006
McPimpin' announced the one millionth funkburger sold and his two
millionth hoe smacked!
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Miss AfroSquad
NinjaPimp.com and
AfroSquad are working together to name a Miss AfroSquad! So if you are a
hot momma who would like your very own gallery of photos on the internet,
then all you have to do is pose with a 'fro while holding AfroSquad fan
signs! Are you interested?
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