Ultimate Fighting Championchip: Tommy Lee Vs. Kid Rock - Who Would Win? |
I watched UFC (The Ultimate Fighting Championchip) 89 this weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed watching these Hemen (plural for Heman) kicking each others asses while I cajoled with my fair fri...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:32:00 GMT |
The Genius of George W. Bush |
Everybody and their grandma likes to rag and bag on George Bush for how he sucks or how dumb he is. But what about the genius of George Bush....YEAH I SAID IT!
You know what's genius? What...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:07:00 GMT |
My Name Next To The Hollywood Sign; Yea Thats It! |
I've been in Hollywood now for almost six years now and I just now discovered the scheme I'm going to use to launch my career.
Some would say to write and direct and star in a cheap film lik...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:23:00 GMT |
I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH; SOMETIMES I SUCK |
Part of being an artist is willing to examine your criticism with an open mind and as an aspiring comedian I have often reflected on some of the negative comments that people have left after watching ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
People Need To Use Their Tongues More! |
What happened to the tongue swaggers of yesterday? Huh? It's a rhetorical question folks, Gene Simmons and Michael Jordan basically retired taking their tongue swagging and tongue showboat...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:46:00 GMT |
Why Do We Try To Multitask, When We Can Barely Singletask? |
Aren't we a bunch of busybodies these days? It's a rhetorical question folks, YES WE ARE! We're trying to get so much done, be we accomplish so little. We all try to multitask, ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:34:00 GMT |
LA People Who Wear Ski Hats; What The Fuck |
Occassionally in LA I'll see a guy wearing a ski hat. What the **** (fill in your own four-letter expletive of your choice)? The weather in LA hasn't called for a ski hat since never....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:29:00 GMT |
Hey You, Hey Guy, Hey Chief; When People Forget Your Name |
Remembering people's names is an art that many people don't study. Some say a trick is to think of an alliterative adjective that rhymes with that person's name such as Sassy Susan. Rather...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
The Two-Night Stand |
The one-night stand is a topic that is often brought up when people are discussing their casual sex lives. We've all had at least one. A night, normally in our twenties, whe...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT |
Have You Ever Been Gay Fished? |
Have you ever been gay fished? You might be asking yourself, what is gay fished? Gay fishing is a term that I invented which describes the situation when a gay man uses a homosexual&n...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:09:00 GMT |
