LA Comedy Festival |
]Click on the picture for the line-up. I'll be performing on Oct 29th and Nov 1st. Watch me sell out bigtime!...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST |
The fish. |
I have a beta fish. After watching it with much consideration for about 3 months, I've decided that I think fish are dumb. Therefore, I am giving him until there 31st of August to do something to amaz...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST |
Top friends campaign |
If you add me to your top friends, I'll come to your house and cook you dinner.-Kenny Offer void where prohibited. Dinner is subject to interpretation and maybe consist of no more than a package of s...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST |
For stupid uninformed people who love politics... |
Those darn aussies...Going to war for oil is my personal favorite reason. If only cars could run off middle eastern blood, I'd have 2 cars!...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST |
Its all about me! |
Demand Kenny Klein in your area and he may appear. Thats more than I can say for Santa Clause.
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Posted by Kenny Klein on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST |
Thought of the week |
Hello Klein fans. I am starting a "blog" this week. I promise it will not include poetry or any gay song lyrics. It will be a random Kenny Klein thought for you to hold close to your heart all week. I...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:43:00 PST |
News |
Read this...If this guy says he's your boyfriend... He's probably not...I'm almost packed for my big move to MA. I'll leave a forwarding address....
Posted by Kenny Klein on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:54:00 PST |
MacGyver |
Episode 096 "Ten Percent Solution" Nov 20th 1989Cast: Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver Dana Elcar as Pete Kenny Klein as Kenny Klein Story:MacGyver looks into a concentration-camp...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Sex |
I've heard girls say they are good at sex. This is complete bullshit. There is no way a girl could be better or worse at sex. If there was there would be no such thing is rape (which there might not b...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST |
Blogs |
Blogs are stupid. I happened to read some dumb shit girl's blog the other day. These people talk about the most meaningless shit. What a waste of time, on every one's part including mine (the reader) ...
Posted by Kenny Klein on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST |
