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JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake

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About Me

I think I might have more bands as friends on myspace than actual friends.
Pick a name... Vaseline, Vas, Jonathan, Jon, Autopsy... Whatever it may be, I live life one second at a time. Life is short and then, one day, it's over. Live it like you want to, not like some ad agency or all powerful ghost in the sky says you should. Dont be one of those people who wake up one morning and realize they're old and that they could have done so much more with their lives. If you have a dream, put everything you can into accomplishing it, even if it seems out of reach. If there's something you've always wanted to do, do everything you can to do it. Even if it ends up not working out, you know you've tried and made an attempt. Even an attempt in life is better than a 'what if'. The greatest things in life never happen if you dont let them.
Other things worth checking out about me...
myspace.com/CartoonAutopsy
autopsyphotography.deviantart.com
groups.myspace.com/skhockey
groups.myspace.com/thetwilightzone

My Interests



..4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

Music, poker, custom cars and trucks, reading, The Twilight Zone, horror, eBay, Thai food, Japanese food, writing, hockey, lacrosse, Oakley, Haunt, movies, tattoos and piercings, programming music, bass guitar, Acid Pro, goth/industrial scene, European industrial music, XBox, PS2, Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Kings, Anaheim Storm, NHL, NLL

Tattoo Count - 1 (back)

Piercing Count - 4 (from a total of 6)
-Both Ear Lobes (10g)
-Labret (14g)
-Tounge (14g)

Past Piercings - Lip fangs (16g)

I'd like to meet:

Even though I've already met her...

My true friends, the ones that know we're all human and that everyone makes mistakes, are the greatest people on the planet. They mean more to me than anything else and I would take a bullet for every single one of them, anytime, any place, and any day. They are the closest thing to my heart and I let each of them know it every time I see them. I'm always up for meeting new people, as well. As long as you're real and respect my friends for who each of them are, we are going to get along just fine.

...oh yeah, and Brad Pitt

Just FYI, the bottom four friends on my "Top Friends" list are bands whose members include at least one personal friend of mine. If you havn't already, please go check them out and, if you like them, spread the word about them.

Music:



...so you want to know what I think about music, eh? Well, I am currently singing, programming, and sampling for my band Cartoon Autopsy (www.myspace.com/cartoonautopsy). I also do solo work composing music for haunted attraction soundtracks, which is why I originally got started programming music. My music has been featured in three different haunted attractions in Tennesse during the 2006 haunt season. You can message me if you'd like details on such a project for your own haunted attraction.

Other bands I've been in include Maximum Security (vocals), The Incision (Now known as 'ReLight') (vocals), Halloween Weather (programming), Angel Tranquilizer (programming), AHC... no, not that AHC... (back-up vocals), and SkyGate (custom percussion).

The following are albums that stand out as those that powered me through Haunt throughout the years...

2000 "L.D. 50" - Mudvayne

2001 "Anarchists of Good Taste" - Dog Fashion Disco

2002 "The War of Art" - American Head Charge

2003 "Broke" - (hed)P.E.

2004 "As The Palaces Burn" - Lamb of God

2005 "Violet" - The Birthday Massacre

2006 "Everybody Hates You" - Combichrist

2007 "The Dead Eye" - The Haunted

Bands I listen to...

Panzer AG, HexRX, Agonoize, Nekromantix, Godflesh, Skunk Anansie, Accessory, E-Craft, Dr. Steel, Punto Omega, Clannad, American Head Charge, mind.in.a.box, Abney Park, Aktivehate, Noisex, Edge Of Dawn, Bigod 20, Die Sektor, Pinback, Scandy, Hocico, Goatwhore, Faderhead, Supreme Court, Heimataerde, W.A.S.T.E., And One, Shiny Toy Guns, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Sky Eats Airplane, The Rocketz, Beborn Beton, Zombie Girl, Dope Stars Inc, Unter Null, G-Unit, The Retrosic, Life Cried, Tactical Sekt, Nitzer Ebb, Aerodrone, Jim Jones, Hellyeah, Angels And Agony, Reverend Horton Heat, Tegan And Sara, Exodus, Virtual Embrace, Imogen Heap, X-Fusion, System Syn, Disown, Seabound, Assemblage 23, Mogwai, DJ Starscream, Coheed & Cambria, T3CHN0PH0B1A, Tiger Army, B-Legit, SMP, Boards of Canada, Simon Says, The Exies, Bubbles, Lost Signal, 8Ball & MJG, Kim Olson, The Shins, Stolen Babies, genCab, EndIF, Boston, Glenn Miller, Daughtry, Damian Marley, Dragonforce, Encephalon, Grey Line Reality, The Strand, T-Faktor, DJ? Acucrack, God Module, Sisters of Mercy, Foil Conduit, Already Dead, She Wants Revenge, Rabbit Junk, Snog, In Strict Confidence, Peaches, Die Form, Terrorfakt, Icon of Coil, Robert Palmer, Hawksley Workman, Jamiroquai, Gunther, Fieldy's Dreams (Nightmares), The Union Underground, Disturbed, Franz Ferdinand, 311, Westside Connection, Monster Magnet, Nelly Furtado, Lamb of God, DJ Format, Transport League, Dog Fashion Disco, Nine Inch Nails, (hed)P.E., Peter Gabriel, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Katatonia, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Cypress Hill, Motorhead, 36 Crazyfists, Snake River Conspiracy, Funker Vogt, Charlie Clouser, Machines of Loving Grace, Otep, AFI, Superjoint Ritual, CriadCrias, Eric Clapton, Trigger Point, 9virus, Snot, Ministry, Crazy Town, Psyclon Nine, Rumblefish, MuDvAyNe, Deathstars, Children of Bodom, The Ascension Of The Watchers, Failure, Matisyahu, Ice Cube, Nothingface, Rikets, Coal Chamber, Raunchy, Pitchshifter, Strapping Young Lad, Motley Crue, Vex Red, Marilyn Manson, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Oleander, Mae, The Faint, Alkaline Trio, Orb, Filter, Butthole Surfers, Leftfield, Lovage, Icehouse, One Minute Silence, In Flames, Rehab, Collective Soul, Dry Kill Logic, C-Bo, 40 Below Summer, Misery Signals, Gravity Kills, Alice Cooper, Shenoah, Helltrash, 51 Peg, Anti-Mechanism, Dismantled, Vo1d, Seventh Image, The Haunted, KMFDM, Bullet For My Valentine, Johnny Cash, Apartment 26, gODHEAD, Skinny Puppy, Glass Tiger, The Killers, Frontline Assembly, Headspace, Bleeding Through, Sigur Ros, The Smiths, 1000 Homo DJs, Black Light Burns, Crossfade, Wham, Mortiis, Methods of Mayhem, Rage Against The Machine, Gorillaz, old Deftones, dredg, Cold White Christ, Pantera, Scorn, NWa, Kingdom of Snakes, Dope, Skinlab, Tomahawk, Dr. Dre, Circle of Dust, Korn, Nickelback, E-40, Capone-N-Noreaga, Staind, Cyanotic, The John Spencer Blues Explosion, Sunny Ledfurd, Oceansize, Buckcherry, The Roots, Praxis, 30 Seconds To Mars, Down, Murray Head, The Game, Maxim, Three Days Grace, Liquid Gang, Motograter, Foo Fighters, Limp Bizkit, Chem Lab, Kittie, Machine Head, Jesu, Killing Joke, Twista, Professional Murder Music, Psycho Pomps, Killswitch Engage, Geto Boys, Ra, Cuban Link, Fredro Starr, Primer 55, Guano Apes, Mower, Probot, Skindred, Lard, Static-X, Bjork, Leaether Strip, Combichrist, manufraQture, Velvet Revolver, Imperative Reaction, The Birthday Massacre, The Dave Matthew's Band, Raging Speedhorn, Aphex Twin, Busta Rhymes, Billy Idol, Needulhed, King Crimson, VNV Nation, The Left Rights, The Alter Boys, Mr. Bungle, Primus, Fear Factory, Bile, Depeche Mode, Scum of The Earth, Twisted Method, Stabbing Westward, Talk Talk, Soil, Lil Jon, Mindless Self Indulgence, Orbital, White Zombie, Noble, Finger Eleven, Innercell, Slipknot, Pulse Ultra, Depswa, Icepick, The Mad Capsule Markets, old Sugar Ray, Society 1, The Servant, Prince, Lacuna Coil, (216), Slayer, Argyle Park, Faith No More, Michael Hutchence, Reveille, Celldweller, Sinnistar, Orgy, Lollipop Lust Kill, Powerman 5000, Droid, The Revolting Cocks, Drain S.T.H., Luniz, Undertow/Aenima Tool, Mugg, Snoop Dogg, Buckethead, Crossbreed, Ultraspank, Iced Earth, Poison The Well, Iron Maiden, Stone Temple Pilots, Videodrone, The Cars, Silverchair, Massive Attack, INXS, Hatebreed, Tub Ring, Mos Def, Fuel, Soundgarden, Blood Simple, Darwins Waiting Room, Fear The Clown, Pinata, Team Sleep, Mushroomhead, Flaw, Tapeworm, Notorious B.I.G., Speak No Evil, 20 Dead Flower Children, Madonna, Flybanger, iLL Nino, Abloom, .38 Special, The Deadlights, Sepultura, Plastico, Crawlspace, Longfellow, Danzig, Relative Ash, Haste, Josh Todd, Freezer, Neurotica, Bullets and Octane, Septembre, Midnight Syndicate, Earth Crisis, Body Count, Diesel Machine, Incubus, Orange 9mm, Prodigy, kHz, The Turtles, Will Haven, God Lives Underwater, Method Man, Tones On Tail, Five Pointe O, Audioslave, Soft Cell, Pile of Heads, Soilwork, The Postal Service, P Diddy, Meshuggah, Earshot, The Police, Spike 1000, Candiria, Stayte, Ray Charles, Epidemic, Shark Island, From Autumn To Ashes, Wumpscut, Guns N' Roses, Zebrahead, Lost Prophets, Eyes of Fire, 51 Peg, Acumen Nation, Grendel, Cheva, Puya, Fine Young Cannibals, 2-Pac, Groovenics, Scorpions, Breaking Benjamin, old Soulfly, 213, The Neptunes, U2, Trick Daddy, Cradle of Filth, Project 86, Vision of Disorder, Collide

Some of you sharper kids out there might have noticed I've got a lot of hip hop and rap listed. You might be thinking "Oh, he's just joking,". Trust me, not hardly. I grew up with a lot of black and hispanic friends, (L.A. county public schools, my friends), so their musical tastes have rubbed off on me over the years.

Movies:


Movies you've probably seen:
Hitman, The Strangers, Natural Born Killers, A Nightmare On Elm St. Series, Friday The 13th Series, Hellraiser Series, The Shawshank Redemption, Tombstone, Minority Report, Se7en, The Matrix Trilogy, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Deja Vu, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, Swordfish, Ghostbusters, The Shining, Back To The Future Trilogy, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Predator, Predator 2, Swingers, Tarantino movies, The Count of Monte Cristo, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, 12 Monkeys, Office Space, Dawn of the Dead, Die Hard Trilogy, From Dusk Til Dawn, Meet Joe Black, Collateral, Indiana Jones, Heat, Cloverfield
Movies you may not have seen:
A Scanner Darkly, Nochnoi Dozor (Nightwatch), The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Toys, Real Genius, Primer, Arlington Rd., Frailty, Shaun Of The Dead, The Hudsucker Proxy, American Psycho, Escape From New York, Escape From L.A., Big Trouble In Little China, The Toy, Puddle Cruiser, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Hitman, The Thing (Carpenter's version)
I'm also a big fan of Westerns, especially Clint Eastwood's work...

Television:


The Twilight Zone, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, MST 3K, Carnivale, Nowhere Man, CSI, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, The Joy of Painting With Bob Ross, anything NHL

Oh yeah, and when did Discovery Channel, TLC, and A&E become so fuckin cool? They've got some of the greatest programming on there nowadays that I wont even waste time mentioning all of them.

Books:


Stephen King, Dean Koontz, J.K. Rowling, Michael Crichton, Chuck Palanhiuk, Dan Brown, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, H.G. Wells, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Anton Lavey, Tom Clancy, Carl Sagan, Bentley Little

Heroes:

Dale Stephens, Andy LaPlegua, Wayne Gretzky, Marty McSorely, Sergei Federov, Gordie Howe, Barry Melrose, Brian Warner, Philip K. Dick, Fred Rogers, Mike Patton, Rod Serling, Conan O'Brien, Thomas F. Wilson, Stephen King, Alfred Hitchcock, William Shatner, Clint Eastwood, Frosty, Heidi, & Frank

My Blog

KEYBOARD PLAYER APPLICATION

Due to many possible projects either falling through or never actually being more than an idea in someone's head, I've decided to pretty much throw out an application as a keyboard player to...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:44:00 PST

THE DISNEYLAND DREAM SUITE: Where dreams come true... if youre worthy.

The Disneyland Dream Suite. Wow! How cool would it be to spend the night inside Disneyland. The different themed rooms, the "special f/x" they’ve put throughout the suite, the amazing view for F...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

The trouble with troubles...

Ever notice how the big thing nowadays is for the media to call celebrities that have run-ins with the law "troubled"? I mean, it used to be something like Lindsey Lohan would do a mound of blow, drin...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:26:00 PST

Here’s To The Cinema!

Not really a quiz, exactly, but more of a survey, a questionnaire, if you will, for those of us who watch and obsess over the motion pictures waaaay too much.I janked this from Uncle Mike, by the way....
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

JON AUTOPSY joins ASCAP

I've recently been granted admission as a member of ASCAP, the American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers. Pretty much, it's a way for me to get my music to the world in a safer manner, wi...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST

AUTOPSY ON THE AISLE PART 2: THE REVENGE

Ever wonder what has happened to horror movies? Why is it that scary movies, nowadays, look like they were cast directly from the WB, and filmed in almost the same manner? And, aside from all that, wh...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

Inspired...

Ever wonder what someone means when they say that someone "makes me want to be a better person?". I used to wonder that myself. Through relationships full of verbal abuse that I've received, being the...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST

AUTOPSY ON THE AISLE

So AVP-R was total garbage. A complete disappointment to two movie franchises that I'm a huge fan of, (more so Alien). It seemed to me that they just really didn't care about this movie at all, much l...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:46:00 PST

Were closing the year and everything must go!!

I've always been intrigued by the start of a new year. How people make it a point to make a 'resolution' on that specific date. To change themselves for the better from that point on. I bet most of yo...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:57:00 PST

An undertaker for a day...

Well, as some of you may know, my dog Taylor hasn't been doing too fantastic, lately. She has not been doing well for the last few months, let alone the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she had passed a...
Posted by JON AUTOPSY ...is in Bass Lake on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST