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paul

i am for mental extentions

About Me

musician, lyricist, alchemist, occultist, monorchid. enigmatus2012 on aim. i play bass. i like sake, wine, whisky and poker. all at once.

My Interests

synchronicity, escher, metaphysics, astral projection, turntablism, shamanistic states of consciousness, esoteric anatomy, djembes, drum circles, bass playing, video gaming ie - counter strike, world of warcraft, grand theft auto, etc... reading, quantum theory, sacred geometry, indigenous religion (animism), vocal imitation, martial arts, reiki

I'd like to meet:

a patient driver who is articulate and intelligent. I know.. good luck, right?

Music:

tool, radiohead, mars volta, oingo boingo, orbital, autechre, download, jesus wore dickies (especially strap on halo), stabbing westward, the various compositions of danny elfman, juno reactor, yummykind, bargain music, the blind boys of alabama, jeff buckley, galactic, saul williams, mum, sigur ros, shpongle, ott blumenkraft, the hilarity that is the bloodhound gang, jedi mind tricks, heiroglyphics, handsome boy modeling school, alice in chains, incubus pre-kroq era (i.e. science and before), victor wooten, early manson (i.e. anti-christ superstar and before), too many drum n' bass artists to list, dj shadow

Movies:

pi, tombstone, the lord of the rings trilogy, sin city, mystery science theater 3000 - pod people, usual suspects, forbidden zone, three amigos, pirates of the caribbean, 12 monkeys, any monty python, orgazmo, waking life, the big lebowski, 90% of kevin smith's movies, gangs of new york, batman begins

Television:

family guy, simpsons, robot chicken, tv funhouse (oh, how i miss thee), aqua teen hunger force, mr show, invader zim, wonder showzen, and who could forget chappelle's show. i watch tv to sleep, and even then its not usually tv. it's tv on dvd.

Books:

you are being lied to, everything you know is wrong, the book of lies (all 3 by disinfo press featuring robert metzger), cosmic trigger by R.A.W., the holographic universe by michael talbot, cosmic banditos by a.c. weisbecker, ancient secret of the flower of life by drunvalo melchizedek, double cross by sam giancana, the book by alan watts, the emerald tablet by dennis william hauck (www.alchemylab.com), hells angels by hunter s, battle royale by takami, most true crime/gangster stories, the men who stare at goats by jon ronson, any and all bukowski, zen and the art of poker by larry phillips, custodians of truth by tim wallace-murphy and marilyn hopkins (an excellent description of all things esoteric regarding the templars, the bloodline/family of jesus, and the shroud of turin.. one of the least biased and most well-documented books on the subject that i have read), beginner's guide to constructing the universe by michael schneider (for anyone seeking an intro into sacred geometry), the black sun by peter moon, the montauk series (of which the black sun is a part), man and his symbols by carl jung (for those who doubt the sincerity of dream imagery) people who don't know they're dead by gary leon hill, the secret teachings of all ages by manly p hall

Heroes:

read: quotes. "people act so proper when they're going 'bout their business. cup of coffe friendly conversation till they get home, till they get home.. take the phone off lock the door and shut the curtians.. make sure thet the neighbors are without suspicion, no one will now, no one will know... nasty habits i must condone; no one knows what i do when i'm all alone.." - nasty habits, oingo boingo "now i know i'm not normally a praying man.. but if you're up there, please save me superman!" - homer "how do i know i'm not gay? because once, when i was making a sandwich, a cucumber went up my ass.. 3 times. when this happens, you need 2 things.. a pair of tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. preferably your midget friend, because no one believes them anyway. 'cucumber up a mans ass? is that where the treasure is?!' " -dave attell "take that to the bank, cash it, and get the fuck out of my life." -bill hicks "i'm your huckleberry." -if you don't know where that's from, you're no longer my friend. "do you think you're better then me? do you want to kill me, or befriend me?" -insanity, oingo boingo "oh, people come up with statistics to prove anything.. fourfty percent of all people know that!" -homer "...and it kills my brain to think of all the stupid things i've said, and if i could change the future, i would change the past instead." -change, oingo boingo "i am the shaman magician; the sun is purple. 3d dimensions, i am for mental extentions." -shpongle, although i forget which song "man's behind himself, man's below himself, man's beside himself.. am i inside myself?"-aic "we've got grade a powdered christmas cheer! LETS SNORT IT!" -tv funhouse "if i was going to give you something you needed, i'd give you moustache wax and a t-shirt that says 'one cock at a time' " -dave attell "you know what i can't get over? hurdles." -kenny klein (www.kennyklein.com)

My Blog

why ill never use fedex

!@#$!@#ok, now that i got the obscure profanity out of the way...FUCKING SHIT ASS CUNT!ok, i feel a little better now..anyway.. i'll bet you're inquisitive as to what pissed me off tonight.  well...
Posted by paul on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

things that piss me off

i always seem to do my best work when im pissed.  i dont know why.. maybe it's because my sarcasm radar is wayy off the chart in these times...but alas, here's a list of some shit that pisses me ...
Posted by paul on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

i know now why busses should have seatbelts

held up again today by a bus, but strangely i don't mind as much as i uaually do.. because someone got hurt. here i am, a studious lad, reading "ask the dust" by fante.  engrossed in this work i...
Posted by paul on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:38:00 PST

my most interesting dream to date...

wow... just wow. i woke up this morning in a daze.  did that shit just really happen?! the dream starts out simply enough... i'm outside of a bar, and it's like spring break or something, because...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the tower falls

in case you neglect to grasp the intention of my title here, allow me to interject with a synopsis.. i am quitting my job. no, i dont have another one.. no, it doesn't bother me in the least.. yes, i...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dreaming of antibiotics

well, not really.. but i did dream about sleeping with paris hilton, apparently because of last night's south park. she really really wanted me, too... we turned ot the lights and made love like r...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more dreams

wow, what an odd dream i've just had..i'll relate it here, but it wil mopst likely be out of order.the scene i'd most like to preserve is the last part, where i beat the shit out of this older guy who...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a guide for retail customers

i've always thought about writing a book with the afore mentioned title. it just needs to be done. here's a short list of things to do/to not do. 1. (this usually holds true only at a record store...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me fail english? that's unpossible!

the tail end of my sickness is nigh. this is probably the last day my voice will be able to emulate an old black man who's been smoking for longer then he's been alive. i call it my "jazz dj" voice....
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dreams

how many times must i dream of things that will never come to pass? or, perhaps a better question.. how many times must i dream of things that i have no intention of ever trying to bring to reality...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST