Albert Einstein |
I think it must've been really hard for Albert Einstein to pick up on sarcasm....you know he'd do something stupid and somebody would go "Nice job Einstein!" and his natural response would be..."oh......
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:45:00 PST |
"Im cuuuurvy" |
So I'm fat...but like I'm a dude so it's like who cares? I dont lie about it or try and make up a new word for obesity so i can feel better about myself like fat with a "PH".
So it annoys me when i se...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:40:00 PST |
Chuck Norris Brand paper towels |
When I was a kid I used to think the Brawny paper towel guy was Chuck Norris. I was like "Why would Delta Force 2 be a mascot for paper towels?" And it dawned on me, who better? He's al...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:28:00 PST |
Last Comic Standing + Jesus Christ: Inventor |
So I was edited out of Last Comic Standing. Fuck. Oh well....there's next year.
On that note....
I think the whole debate between science and religion is stupid. I think both sides can get along...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:41:00 PST |
new-ish stuff Ive been working on this weekend |
I found out a really good way how to tell if jewelry is fake, i just look to see if the person wearing it is poor.
Haha I HATE poor people, but i LOVE to make fun of them. I know, a person from ...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:24:00 PST |
My Open Letter to Werewolves... |
Dear Werewolves,
Where do you get off? Howling at the moon all hours of the night, keeping me up. Not to mention the eating of my babies. You guys are fuckers. If you're going to eat babi...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:55:00 PST |
More new longer stuff |
So God's a pussy. Now hold on, Neo-cons don't get your bowties in a ruffle, I have a point here. You know sometimes I'll see a comic who fucking kicks ass. Edgy as hell, and not afraid to speak their ...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:19:00 PST |
Samuel L Jackson |
here i am with another one liner.
I willing to bet Samuel L Jackson calls his hand the Jackson 5.
Posted by Billy Lyday on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:46:00 PST |
This time for reals. |
Ok so I've come to the conclusion that i cannot continue comedy anymore, that is unless i evolve and grow more as a comic. I've written a few good one liners...that's cool, but i feel that my creativi...
Posted by Billy Lyday on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:08:00 PST |
New Cat |
Welcome to my family my new kitty Uncle Muscles (the cat formerly known as Dr. Whiskers P.H.D) I adopted him last night and is rather cool. Pictures will be up soon in Macros form.
Posted by Billy Lyday on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:10:00 PST |
