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Sarah Skilling

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About Me

California’s like a beautiful, wild girl on heroin ... Who's high as a kite, thinkin' she's on top of the world, not knowing she's dying even if you show her the marks. - S.E. HINTONYou should know that I absolutely LOVE my life. I have a fantastic family, friends and am amazed daily at how lucky I am to have everything that I do. I moved to Orange County, CA from Seattle 1 1/2 years ago and have finally started to be the person I wished I saw in the mirror years ago.I love to write..be it blogs, short stories, journal entries, sketch comedy, obituaries, whatever. Luckily, words flow from my mind to the paper fairly easily, so I run with it. Being a magazine copy editor, I have developed a nasty habit of hating misspellings and bad grammar. I know I'm not perfect, but if you can't spell, there is a good chance I just won't read what you have to say. On that same note, if YOU can't understand people who are horrible at math, then you'll most definitely hate me.I also have a staring problem left over from 5th grade. You've been warned.I try to surround myself with hilarious people. I love to make people laugh and I love being around people who can bring that out of me as well. I perform stand-up comedy as much as I can. It's a symbiotic relationship wherein I gain a HUGE sense of happiness from the crowd while I do my best to make them laugh at the same time. Your laughter is my only compensationI'm a HUGE music fan. I've seen over 500 bands live and know that this number will only increase on size.I also pay close attention to pop culture. If you are of the "Kill Your Television" mindset, please continue your search for meaning elsewhere. I'm busy watching Celebreality.I lead a charmed life."There are no 'good' or 'bad' people. Some are a little better or a little worse, but all are activated more by misunderstanding than malice. A blindness to what is going on in each other's hearts...nobody sees anybody truly but all through the flaws in their own egos. That is the way we all see each other in life. Vanity, fear, desire, competition - all such distortions within our own egos - condition our vision of those in relation to us. Add to those distortions in our own egos the corresponding distortions in others, and you see how cloudy the glass must become through which we look at each other. That's how it is in all living relationships except when there is that rare case of two people who love intensely enough to burn through all those layers of opacity and see each other's naked hearts. Such cases seem purely theoretical to me....." Tennessee Williams"LIFE ISN'T ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF, ITS ABOUT CREATING YOURSELF.""Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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My Interests

Hanging with friends,Music, every kind of comedy in existence, Writing, Making People Laugh, Jogging, Documentaries, Film In General and all the obvious shit that everyone says.

I'd like to meet:

Any member of my "Scary-Hot Gang" which includes (but certainly isn't limited to): Michael Madsen, Gary Oldman, Mickey Rourke and James Hetfield of Metallica. DAMN! I don't know whether to grab some mace or some birth control.

Music:

This would take forever to be complete, but here's a varied sample.
Billy Idol / Generation X, Smokey Robinson, The Jackson 5, Lasgo, Ian Van Dahl, Sasha, John Digweed, Marvin Gaye, Live, Prince, Al Green, The Supremes, The Temptations, Pharrell, Missy Elliott, Wu Tang, Three 6 Mafia, Chris Brown, Erykah Badu, The Fugees, Lauryn Hill, Alias, Bon Jovi, Beethoven, Katrina and the Waves, Nelly Furtado, The Pussycat Dolls, Operation Ivy, Sex Pistols, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, the Ramones and Danzig / Misfits.
I also fucking WORSHIP P.M. Dawn.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Before Night Falls, The Dancer Upstairs, Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, The Little Mermaid (a classic), Little Shop of Horrors, Rumble Fish, Spellbound, Diner, Three Men and a Little Lady, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Wonder Man

Television:

How I Met Your Mother, NBC's To Catch a Predator, Entourage, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiam, Da Ali G Show, Freaks and Geeks, Dog: Bounty Hunter, Intervention, Airline, King of Queens, Scrubs, C.S.I., Law and Order: SVU, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Degrassi (old and new), In Living Color, Saved By the Bell, HGTV, MSNBC Investigates, 20/20, Dateline NBC, 60 Minutes

Books:

"Dreams From My Father" by Barack Obama, "Love is a Mixtape"by Rob Sheffield, "My Sister's Keeper" by Jodi Piccoult, "The First Third" by Neal Cassady, "Before Night Falls" by Reinaldo Arenas, "The Broker" by John Grisham, "The Art of Happiness," The Dalai Lama, "Siddartha," Herman Hesse, anything by Laurie Notaro, Biographies, World History, Political books.

Heroes:

She-Ra, Wonder Woman, Buddha, Gandhi, Betty Friedan, John Locke, Siouxsie Sioux, Martin Scorsese, Winnie-the-Pooh, Alan Alda, Dick Van Dyke, Julie Andrews, The Dalai Lama, Dave Chappelle, Mo'Nique, Stephen Lynch...I could keep going...

My Blog

The best boy band EVER

BEAR FORCE 1 ! *Sigh* I'm such a fag hag. This totally got me in the Xmas mood...and kinda made me want to do some X as well....
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:22:00 PST

Massage Gone Awry: A Tale of Warning

I love massages. I like getting them and I honestly don't mind giving them. Because I currently do not have a significant other, I get them done by the professionals. A majority of the women I know pr...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:46:00 PST

Cabin Fever 2 (seriously?)

Did anyone else see that movie "Cabin Fever" back in 2003?I did...but I got paid for it..what was your excuse? Well, there is another one coming out and here is the plotline from IMDB.comA high school...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

Oh Mickey!

Mickey Rourke, or "Rourkey-Poo" as I like to call him, was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach for drunk driving.Oh Mickey...why?I'm not asking "why?" about the drinking...that makes sense...yo...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

Seniors Gone Wild!

I heard about this on the Adam Carolla Show this morning. If you are drinking something, swallow it. I almost choked when I saw this. Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com....
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

Ah, Justice

So for those non-Cougs who read my blog, back in 2001 three students were killed in a car accident when this lame-ass dude, Frederick Russell drove drunk and ran into their car. He was on "America's M...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:42:00 PST

Let’s Call Al!

I just don't get it...why is it whenever some lame white celebrity fucks up and goes off on a racial rant, do they call Al Sharpton afterward? Does calling HIM make everything all better? Does it make...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:20:00 PST

Stella Awards

Frivolous lawsuits...is there such a thing? IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?It's time once again to review the winners of the annual "Stella Awards." The "Stella Awards" are named after 81-year-old ...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

The Right Combination

Oh, the masterpieces you find when you search on Youtube. I used to listen to this cassette single REPEATEDLY!This could very possibly be the most awkward music video ever...with his hair and her con...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:41:00 PST

MORTIFIED!

I just got booked (as in like, 2 minutes ago) to perform a piece at Mortified!, a monthly show where people get up on stage and read from their old diaries, journals, anything embarrassing in front of...
Posted by Sarah Skilling on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:50:00 PST