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Mortified

True Tales... Ripped from the Pages of Real Life!

About Me

Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, Esquire, The Onion AV Club, Daily Candy, Entertainment Weekly, E!, Talk of the Nation and more, Mortified is a comic excavation of the strange and extraordinary things we created as kids. Witness adults sharing their own adolescent journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more.

The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified produces comedic content for the stage, he page, and the web. Our latest book, Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield , is in stores everywhere. Visit getmortified.com for more.

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I'd like to meet:

Judy Blume, Judy Blume, Judy Blume

Music:

Angst In My Pants, The Sparks
Bastards of Young, The Replacements

Movies:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, Election, Dazed and Confused, Sixteen Candles, Mean Girls, Rebel without a Cause, Heathers, American Graffitti, Lucas

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, The Young Ones, Degrassi (all incarnations), Square Pegs

Books:

Mortified: Real Words Real People Real Pathetic

Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield

Available in bookstores that are rather awesome.

Heroes:

Anyone still in high school.

My Blog

Mortified: 500 Miles to Hollywood (w/ Elijah Wood)

.. Elijah Wood, James Denton, Busy Phillips, Kevin McDonald and Curtis Armstrong help Jason Smith fulfill his dream and bring a 2-decade-old screenplay to life. Taped at Mor...
Posted by Mortified on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

Mortifieds Super Sexy Holiday Hangover

Last week, the greeting card industry once again got America drunk on the notion that yes indeed, YOU ARE IN LOVE.Did you know that you are? No? Well, you are, whether you like it or not. Congratulat...
Posted by Mortified on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:27:00 PST

The Mortified Guide to Romantic Redemption

Ok. Want to know how to redeem yourself this Valentine's season even though you forgot to buy a gift in time?Behold, Mortified's 5 step solution to romantic redemption.1. Go to book/music store2. Buy ...
Posted by Mortified on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:09:00 PST

Everyone’s a Critic

Teenage outcast Will Seymour faces harsh critics when he moves to a new school. Seeking refuge, he joins the drama club. Only to discover everyone's a critic....
Posted by Mortified on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:42:00 PST

Melissa’s Page of Rage

Melissa Wolfe hatches a disturbingly bitter scheme to win her love. And fails....
Posted by Mortified on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:41:00 PST