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Lil Slugger

I feel Weird

About Me

My friends say that I'm wacky, I'm zany, I'm a neurotic jew trapped in a neurotic jew's body. I look like David Cross and make love like him as well.My legs aren't too long, my torso isn't too short, i'm proportionate in every way... yes, every way.I'm also the most unique person ever. And when I'm not being unique, i'm just like everyone else.

My Interests

Antiquing, shamanism, motorcrossing, birdwatching, cross burning, cutting to feel, , don johnson double features, cockfights, and brazilians...Seriously - comedy, something new, haning out with friends, late night discussions about philosophy, coffee shops, writing, journals, sports.

I'd like to meet:

The girl who played the robot on Small Wonder or anyone referred to as "Hawk" or jokingly as "Copernicus." (As in... "So, what are you up to, Copernicus?") Tall women with large breasts dressed in tight silver futuristic costumes that show off their... large breasts... and who are also proficient at firing gigantically big ray guns... and have very, very large breasts. Conversely I also like very short women with no breasts and gigantically humungous asses... As long as I'm the proportionate one in the relationship.

Music:

Spoon, Death Cab, Decemberists, Arcade Fire, The Shins, The Eels, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Stevie Wonder, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, Tribe, Wilco, Postal Service, Sufjan Stevens, Belle and Sebastian, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Jack Johnson, Iron & Wine, The Faint, Portishead, Blackalicious, Sam & Dave, Bob Dylan, Nick Drake... etc, etc. Hip Hop, Indie, Soul, Acoustic.

Movies:

Play it Again, Sam, Casablanca, Royal Tenenbaums, Election, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Better Off Dead, Happiness, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Coen Brothers, Woody Allen.

Television:

Da Ali G, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids in the Hall, Daily Show, Sopranos, Alias, Mr. Show.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Portnoy's Complaint, David Sedaris, The Floating Light Bulb, Breakfast of Champions, Running with Scissors.

Heroes:

Mark Messier, The Kids in the Hall, Ghandi, Charlie Kaufman.