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Kid Gefilte Fish

Can't we impeach Bush for war crimes?

About Me

The Writer's Guild's on Strike. Not good for any of us out here. Some picket; others make satirical videos:WGA Strike Gets Violent!
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Add to My Profile | More VideosComcast hired Avi and me to produce, write and star in this short about the environment:The Trailer to, Partners--Best Comedy winner at the 2007 LA Independent TV Festival. To see the whole pilot go to www.orenfilm.com/partnersDon't let the disguise fool you...they're all me playing a brilliant card counter, a cheesy guy in a club, and a young pretzel stealer:.. width="425" height="350" ..Of course I'll also hawk anything for a few shekels...Miller Beer Commercial:.. width="425" height="350" ..Cellular South Commercial:.. width="425" height="350" ..Mini Cooper Commercial:.. width="425" height="350" ..McDonald's Commercial:.. width="425" height="350" ..Dodge Caliber Commercial:.. width="425" height="350" ..2 Taco Bell Commercials:.. width="425" height="350" ..2 more Taco Bell commercials:.. width="425" height="350" .. My first time being asked to play a dad in a commercial:I love to give "pounds" because I hate shaking hands; there are a lot of dirty people out there. I don't like to share a water bottle with my fiancee even though sometimes I will kiss her; it's just seeing that pooled up spittle that bothers me. I used to read a lot and then I got Tivo. Now, I'm leaning more towards reading again, but I wish I had a better night light; those little ones that clip to the book never work for too long. I like to make people laugh though tend to watch a lot of depressing movies. I prefer to watch them by myself so I can fidget a lot and cry when I want to. I'm not good in crowded theaters. I prefer intimate gatherings and hate group dinners. I like to play Zuma on my cell phone. I don't do drugs but I eat a lot of candy. I never got rid of my sweet tooth. I wish bars served Slurpees. I still think farts are funny. I like people who who aren't afraid to tell you their flaws. I like people who strive to make themselves better. Sometimes I wish I were a rock star. Or, at least that I could sing. I love acting but hate the business. I want a motorcycle though I love riding on my Vespa late at night on empty streets. I wish it wasn't so dangerous to do so. I'd like to think that I had some positive impact on the world though mostly I just wonder what the hell I'm doing here in the first place.

My Interests

Riding my Vespa (1965, 150 Sprint), Acting, Writing, Making love to my dog.Speaking of animals, here's an Animal Planet pilot I created (please excuse the oddly tight shirt): .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Outkast, Coldplay, The Smiths, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis

Movies:

Fiddler on the Roof, Casablanca, Annie Hall, Magnolia

Television:

Arrested Development, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Prison Break, Simpsons, Lost

Books:

The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Breakfast of Champions, Ham on Rye, Naked, Pimp: The Story of My Life, Night, The Catcher in the Rye, Running With Scissors

Heroes:

Avi and I make a cameo in this video of hardcore Orthodox Jewish chicks:

My Blog

A "Fan" letter published this week:

Letter to the Editor published in this week's Jewish Journal:   Stay Single   My wife and I, who have been married 27 years, enjoy reading the entire Journal each week,...
Posted by Kid Gefilte Fish on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST

This week's Jewish Journal column

"So, when are you getting married?" asks anyone who knows I got engaged last May. They all seem to take on the New York inflection of my mother, even my black Southern ex-girlfriend from Georgia. The...
Posted by Kid Gefilte Fish on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST