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j.cohen.

The cactus where your heart should be has lovely little flowers...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself...in the park, or in a peep show booth. my mom, when she was like 23. A dog with narcalepsy. Girls who like to fly kites. Motherfucker who made this pill:

Movies:

Check out the trailer for the short film Shopping in the Afterlife. Click videos under my picture.www.shoppingintheafterlife.com

My Blog

HANGING RABBI TRASH BAG DISPENSER

The true sign of a holy jewish household --The hanging rabbi puppet that dispenses trash-bags out of a hole in its junk / anal region. This well conceived and finely crafted rabbinical depiction hang...
Posted by j.cohen. on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:52:00 PST

NASAL SNUFF AND HOW YOU IF YOURE A COKE HEAD YOU CAN MIX THE TWO

I recently discovered nasal snuff. I didnt know what it was before now.(I would appreciate it if all you folk out there wouldnt jump to any brazen conclusions about me being a philistine because I nev...
Posted by j.cohen. on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

BREAKING THE BLOG HYMEN: A REAL BICYCLE

Norwalk, CASoutheast Los Angeles CountyPopulation: 110, 456Cholos. And nothing less.Look it up if you don't know. This is what they ride. A real bike. Not that faag thin wheelin on the streets back ea...
Posted by j.cohen. on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:39:00 PST

ON REAL HYMEN ISSUES:

There should be uniformed lackeys at 17th and Chestnut handing these things out like they did for that M&M minis campaign. Artificial Hymens. You know. "The product of high-technology! Your unspeak...
Posted by j.cohen. on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:01:00 PST