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About Me

I 'm a comedian who has relocated to Toronto 4 years ago. I have a home but really that tends to be anywhere i decide to lay my tuque. My addictions are many...ahem, I mean my passions are many (passions, addictions, same end different means or is it same means different ends..?) including texas hold em, thrift store shopping, purple recreation, scrabble, and thai food. I'm a Sagittarius (read- bluntly honest, no tact, freedom lover). I'm a pretty social person who is always in motion towards the next good time.

My Interests

Comedy, Writing, Live Rawk Shows, Gambling, Freestyle Bocce and Vaginas.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with similar interests...addictions, people with passions, artists...if that happens to include voluptuous, dominant, brunettes...ah well ...i look forward to being your friend.

Music:

Gossip, Peaches, Le Tigre, Sleater Kinney, Sarah Harmer, Lucinda Williams, Action Makes, Proposterous, Dr Hook , April Wine.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Cabaret, Annie Hall...and basically any movie that Owen Wilson stars in or wrote.

Television:

Arrested Development (BEST SHOW ON TV-EVER) and I have recently become obsessed with the Trailer Park Boys (2nd best show on tv), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Shozen.

Books:

Self help books and Cook Books, oddly enough not implementing the help or creating special dishes...I think I just really like being told what to do...then rebelling by doing nothing.

Heroes:

Carol Burnette, Ellen D, Peaches

My Blog

18 days and counting...

yes people, I've been on the wagon for 18 days. Haven't had so much as a sniff of a colt 45 twist cap. Now you may be asking youreself why a self proclaimed lush such as myself would take a brea...
Posted by Linda Ellis on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

Bocce anyone?

Hello all, as most of you know i have purchased my own set of balls(insert linda being a dude joke here)..and i am ready to give some serious bocce action....who is down? this weekend? any takers? fut...
Posted by Linda Ellis on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

Comedy in Buffalo...

My good buddy Kristen Becker runs and emcee's a comedy room in Buffalo at a bar called Nietzche's(?). It happens every Tuesday and she is always looking for new talent to come down and perform. I...
Posted by Linda Ellis on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

am i becoming an adult?

so i just purchased a vacuum. Not a stand up one, a hand held but still. This really doesn't jive with my transient lifestyle. The only saving grace was it was under 40 bucks. I've been thinking alot ...
Posted by Linda Ellis on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:13:00 PST