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Vincent Mannella

I'm a member of Narcissistic’s Anonymous

About Me



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Let's see, I enjoy long walks on the beach, doing blow with the easter bunny, and surfing. Nothing beats the big waves.

My Interests

Comedy, Movies, Traveling, Music, Poker, Reading and Naked Bobsleding. Cause if it ain't naked, well, it just ain't the same.

I'd like to meet:

A billion dollars. With my name on it.

Music:

Everything under the sun that's got flavor. Rap Hop, Rock Hop, Metal Hop, Techo Hop, Hip Hop, Trip Hop, Skip Hop, Crack Hop, Beep Hop, I Hop, Punk Hop and Classical. But not Classical Hop, that just sucks.

Movies:

Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, and people who say it's just about fighting are flipping stupid. It's about the Super Hetero relationship between two men, who just happened to enjoy beating the shit out of eachother. Ok, so is about fighting fuck you I don't care.Oh, and anything with Celine Dion.

Television:

I like CSI and Law And Order. Only the originals - The other flavors suck., Except for CSI: Miami, becuase David Caruso is the greatest actor ever. No really. He is.

Books:

Anythings thats a good read. Like the Paris Hilton Court Transcripts. Oh Paris, when will you ever learn to read.

Heroes:

Pizza and Bugs Bunny.

My Blog

Why Id Rather Eat Poo Then get a Bell Mobility Cell Phone Again

             Yes, indeed it is a bold statement; however, given the choice between a steamy pile of dung and a contract with bell, please, pass th...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

V foe Vendetta Review - Re Post

V for Vendetta  A Review by a man named Vince              A while back I saw a movie poster with one of my favorite actresses to master, er, ...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

The Laws of Being A Man

The Laws of Being A Man              Yes, I was told by a Woman once that, Men, and I quote, "have no idea what it's like being a Woman, and how h...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

The Trials and Tribulations of buying a new door

So, at one point, during the year, I broke my roommates door with a baseball bat - the story of which is not of interest .... However, come moving day, or kicked out day, as it is more aptly named -...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

The Types of Bosses, Part 1

The Types Of Bosses                Everyone has a boss, its the most common byproduct of having a job. Yes, Bosses tend to suck, but take p...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

A Note about my "Open Letter to the guy who wrote Jeepers Creepers Blog"

If you've read my first blog about my hate of the guy who wrote Jeepers Creepers, I just found out today, that Victor Silva - the "guy" in question, is now in jail for Molesting Children. Yes, it's no...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

The Real Problem with the World

People like to blame violence, poverty, war, and money for the problems facing the modern world. Nope all wrong ...... and now I present to you, the lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas "My Humps". I've take...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST

Kickass ways to get arrested!

No real point to this, I just decided to write a bunch of cool ways to get arrested. Try a few out, tell me if they work. 1) Stand outside a bank wearing a ski mask. When the security guard questions...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:54:00 PST

Pick up lines are funny

The 10 Worst Pickup Lines I've ever used    Yes, we've all heard them, seen them used, and have even been guilty at times of using them ourselves, but really, who can resist? Weather yo...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

The Bet!

Roommates    Ah, the roommate, a strange breed indeed and very necessary, especially at a young age. They come in all shapes and sizes, each with there own unique personality. Some are...
Posted by Vincent Mannella on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:16:00 PST