The Penis Adventures: Chapter One |
It's ten thirty seven on a friday morning. I'm at work and it's break time, consisting of two cigarette's, a stolen Yop yogourt drink, and a trip the lavatory, where I can shit and read the most creat...
Posted by Cal Post on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST |
You get what you wished for |
Make a wish! and this time, don't fucking waste it. It has occurred to me, too many people waste the few wishes they have. They wish for very particular items or ideas. Oh! but you think you have lots...
Posted by Cal Post on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:40:00 PST |
I love you |
I love you. Before you read on, it is extremely important to me that you know that I love and respect you...A quick assumption; you are a young..human being..roughly 18-26 glancing unimpressively thro...
Posted by Cal Post on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST |
Kick Me In The Head |
Here's the thing about being kicked in the head...it would be nice to know if you're going to get kicked in the head. I used to drink, I don't drink anymore...Here's why? December 31st, 2005, I visite...
Posted by Cal Post on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
I wanna' fly BABY! |
Inside my mouth is a pasty film, which hesitantly peels away, then swallowed. I wake up, my face pressed against a potted plant on a hardwood floor. My head kills. Vague images of last nights ruckus f...
Posted by Cal Post on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
The Size of The Ship |
A shot of whiskey chased by a beer at 3:30am. After a hiccup and, yet another internal realization of, "what the fuck am I doing with my life," I focus and resume my place in the conversation. Amid...
Posted by Cal Post on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST |
