Making Soap Picking on poor defenseless animals Mumbling curse words under my breath when there are annoying old ladies in my store.
A love starved old millionare who has no family, one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Drunk people sometimes make me giggle. Take this guy for example...
Golden Oldies all the way!
BeetleJuice, Human Nature, Little Shop of Horrors, Adventures in Babbysitting, Dead Alive and anything else with a lot of blood and guts and/or lots of raunch! YUM!
..I love how nobody tries to stop the miserable little stump of half women as she feebly drags herself off into the distance. This shit is so fake...This was my mom and dad just before I was bornI almost crapped my pants when I saw this one, it all just fits together so well! Last but not least my page wouldn't be complete without some footage of a guy barfing lime green foam all over some skanky broad. Jerry Springer I LOVE YOU!
Anything by Tom Robbins, John Stienbeck or John Irvine. Favorite book ever was Tortilla Flat and Breakfast of Champions
My "Big Sistah" even though she's a cotton headed ninny muggins. My little MuhMuh, because she did birth me, My granny because she was the most awesome old bird on the planet. Courtney Love because shes rich, a drunken slut and she got away with murder! And Superman because he has a huge schlong.