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Bryan O'Gorman

Rosie O'Donnell probably looked better as a Dude

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .. Ahhhhhhhhh.....let's see. I enjoy a good balloon. Mostly cause they're round, but also because the colours are usually something awesome like red or blue. I also have a slight affinity for muslix cereal and a good glass of carrot juice. Sometimes I'll wear a scarf, sometimes I won't, It really depends on what the weather is like that day. I'm totally easygoing like that. I shop mostly at the GAP and Bannana Republic and I make sure to watch at least 4 hours of network TV a day, lord knows we could all be a little more like Stone Phillips. I whiten my teeth every 30 minutes to be sure that people walking by can smell the bleech and effort on my gums. That's what Jesus would have done. I drive a modest Hummer H3, not the H2, because I care about acid rain and starving black children. I work on Bay street as a market research analyst. I figure out neat little bits of info like, kids between the ages of 17 and 25 will buy pretty much anything as long as there is a rap song and negroes dancing in the commercial, you ever seen one of those? Ya, that was me!!! Yo. hahaha. Yo. That's what the kids say. You know what I say? KA CHING!!! KA CHOINK!!!! hahahahahaha. Every Sunday I'm sure to get to church to make sure that I am still in the Lord's "nice" book. I don't see how I couldn't be, I wear a cross made of gold that my Nana Anna gave me when I was 12. Sure the cross could probably buy alot of food for poor fellas, but come on Jesus needs to know we care...like gold typed care. I'm also one nifty squash player. Think you can take me on the court? really? Maybe you should talk to a certain Mr. Regis Philbin and ask him if he's still recovering from his brutal 6-1, 6-4, 3-6, 2-6, 6-5 loss last week at Glenbrooke CC. I effin bet that tanned little lepracaun is still weeping. So give me a shout if you want to talk racket sports or mind control. ALRIGHT? OKAY!!! JESUS IS THE WAY guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

comedy, subliminal messages,punk rock, snowboarding, olde tyme pictures of your mom holding an orchid, awesomeness, gettin' freaky, fetish gear, bondage,subliminal messages, flare guns, tha ladies, hairless animals: ie, naked mole rats, hairless dogs, and hopefully a hairless grizzley bear if the experiment goes well, subliminal messages, hip hop, human odities, revolutions, beauty, love, bugs, Tide Ultra, open relationships, knowledge of self determination, subliminal messages, tattoos, piercings, tattoos of piercings, nature, sociology, crying over spilt milk, emancipating people from the guilt and pseudo morals that hinder their ability to live the life they have been given to it's fullest, subliminal messages and mud...especially mud.

I'd like to meet:

more peole who like themselves. Why does everyone I meet have a depressed outlook on life? Guess what everyone has problems, so either deal with them, supress them or leave me the hell alone cause I've got seagulls to chase! Live the life you've been given, you ungrateful twunt...and comics throughout the world.

Music:

punk, hip hop, metal, drum circles, reggae, dub, classic rock and anyone who smashes stuff on stage with no better reason than "the music made me do it."

Movies:

anything with the words, "takes it up the" in the title.

Television:

I want to break every television I see

Books:

biographies and stories of twisted human reality like the rum diary and Gatsby. Also, the mr. series, messy through happy.

Heroes:

George Carlin, Condoleeza Rice's tampon (hardest job in the universe), Robin William's writers, the 3 years of Jim Carreys career when he was good, Jon Lovitz, my folks, The Roman emperor Calligula cause of all the humanitarian work he did (that guy makes Mother Terea look like Paul Bernardo), the guy who invented sex, Dave Chapelle, Trudeau, Marilyn Manson, Ghandi, Jesus, Satan and a hippy I met in Vancouver that told me, "Always remember...you're gonna die." Scares me into having as much fun as I can every day.

My Blog

LEGALIZE THIS!!!

LEGALIZE THIS!   By Bryan O'Gorman   One thing that's always stuck out in my mind as one of the dumbest laws in the world is the prohibition of marijuana. It sucks my royal meat log that a d...
Posted by Bryan O'Gorman on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

MY ADVISE TO VOTERS

My Advice to Voters               If you're like me during election time, you usually cast your vote for the politician you figure is the least c...
Posted by Bryan O'Gorman on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

My first Blog (pop)

Hey baby, This is your first blog from me, so I'll be sure to be super gentle with you...okay...slow, go slow...ok, now gently read this...put some cream on the punctuation...there you go...ya, ...
Posted by Bryan O'Gorman on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST