From Russia With Love |
I got this spam e-mail not too long ago and I thought it was the worst attempt at a fat white guy trying to impersonate a hot Russian girl. I don't know you tell me...***Hi the new friend!!!I saw your...
Posted by norm sousa on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST |
"Goodbye Cruel World!" |
One of my biggest comedic influences died last night. Kurt Vonnegut passed away from brain injuries after a fall at his Manhattan home. His writing was a big reason I write sketch comedy today. The bo...
Posted by norm sousa on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST |
My Father Saw My Dick |
I was getting breakfast ready this afternoon wearing a pair of loose jogging pants with no undies. My father had just come home from hunting down and destroying the happiness of others and relaxing wi...
Posted by norm sousa on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST |
Seizure Salad |
I sell booze to booze hounds. Every once and awhile I get a drunk that comes in so often I just wish they would drop dead. Well, today was the day. I am not sure if he's dead or not but it was close e...
Posted by norm sousa on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST |
The Dream Report |
This week in Dream news, a dragon makes me a kite made out of feathers and then stops my dad from robbing the neighbour's garage sale.
I'm having lunch with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Harris...
Posted by norm sousa on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST |
I was going to write something important but instead I made a wicked Mix CD. |
I always feel guilty on days that I have nothing to do, yet accomplish nothing. I do fancy myself a writer of sorts, and looking how professional writers operate I am always filled with guilt at my co...
Posted by norm sousa on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST |
Eisbock 2002 |
Hey everyone. I found this at work. For those of you who don't know I work at The Beer Store. This is taken of a beer that we don't even sell. Imagine the guy who reads movie trailers is saying it. He...
Posted by norm sousa on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST |
Vacation Birthday |
The following is actual transcript form a conversation between Norm Sousa and his father. The dialogue has not changed from the original conversation.
NICHOLAU (Norm's father) sits in his ...
Posted by norm sousa on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST |
Snow Blower / Cell Phone |
NICHOLAU (Norm's father) sits in his kitchen shuffling trough magazines and flyers. NORM enters.
FATHER: Did you finish shovelling the driveway?
NORM: Yes.
FATHER: W...
Posted by norm sousa on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST |
Even More Leftovers feat. VCR |
The following is actual transcript form a conversation between Norm Sousa and his father. The dialogue has not changed from the original conversation.
NICHOLAU (Norm's father) sits in his ...
Posted by norm sousa on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST |
