ORIGIN OF BAND |
While I admit to being a control freak, I do not want to mislead people with this page and this blog....OLAROKS is not one person, OLA - but also a bassist named BROWNIE and a drummer named BOHMAN. OL...
Posted by Ola Roks on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:11:00 PST |
NOT FOR ME |
Some people are just natural at parenting. Not me. I feel at this stage of my life I would be neglectful of my offspring, instead I'd be constantly noodling with graphics on the computer and...
Posted by Ola Roks on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:00:00 PST |
WTF |
You haven't lived until you see your friend's tipsy scantily clad mom flash you and 15 other people her lacey under-pantied camel toe hoo-haw at a houseparty but then I guess most people are dead in...
Posted by Ola Roks on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:05:00 PST |
WORD BURGLAR |
I am a word burglar, director of mental penetration.
I write prose that goes in the ears and out the nose, and you can have nostrils so unkempt it’s like you snorted Damien Marley feet-first, bu...
Posted by Ola Roks on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST |
DIVORCE LETTER |
Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period,
but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to ...
Posted by Ola Roks on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST |
THIGH-PIE |
It seems like everybody in meat-space wants their own piece of the thigh pie these days. Generally speaking, human touch makes me itch, and I scratch until I bleed. Pretty much any expression of some ...
Posted by Ola Roks on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:18:00 PST |
LETS TALK BITCH |
No really, you're not a bitch. You're just an alien that feeds off peoples' pain so you can power up your spaceship and fly home.
Posted by Ola Roks on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST |
CHIPPER |
2 years ago in Miami I was sipping some Dom at a peelers with some friends when a large man with a thick French accent nailed my glass with his elbow and chipped my front left tooth. I hate the dentis...
Posted by Ola Roks on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:55:00 PST |
LETS GET METAPHYSICAL |
Last night I dreamt I was a casting director for some drama, I had to select the lead from an assortment of photographs provided. The choice was to either make or break my career, so the p...
Posted by Ola Roks on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST |
ADVICE I HAVE BEEN GIVEN OVER THE YEARS |
1. First and foremost: Sell yourself to yourself, because if you don't buy yourself, no one else will.2. Never choose. Don't discriminate. Fuck everybody, equally.3. Don't ever let anyone fuck with yo...
Posted by Ola Roks on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST |
