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Andy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm in 2 sketch comedy groups (The Polecats and The Sketchersons) and 1 hip hop band (Tha So Clar Crew).
Here's some music I've been listening to:

Here's my 360 gamercard because I play way too many video games for a fully grown person:
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My Interests

Jokes, Parties, Rock and Roll & Gangsta Rap

I'd like to meet:

Anyone on the 1992 or 1993 Toronto Blue Jays World Champion Teams.

Music:

Tragically Hip, Ugly Duckling, KISS, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Tupac Shakur, Notorious BIG, Zep, Pink Floyd, Max Webster, J5, Tenacious D, Sloan, Great Big Sea

Movies:

Wayne's World, Star Wars, The Royal Tenebaums, True Lies, Half Baked, American History X, Super Troopers, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Matrix, The Breakfast Club, High Fidelity, So I Married an Axe Murderer, The Godfather Part II, Office Space, Saving Silverman, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Aristocrats, The Aviator, Serenity

Television:

Arrested Development, Firefly, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Clone High, The Oblongs, Home Movies, Chef at Home, Everyday Italian, Iron Chef, The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Sportsdesk, Leafs, HNIC

Books:

Any Stephen King book where he doesn't mess up the ending ie: Carrie, The Shining, Desperation, biographies of some of my favourite celebrities: Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Gene Simmons

Heroes:

Wayne Gretzky, Wendel Clark, Doug Gilmour, Gordie Howe, Mark Messier, Ed Belfour, Gary Roberts, Bill Murray, Batman

My Blog

Grandma's Boy is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Everything about the movie Grandma's Boy is awful. Every single thing. There's no plot until an hour and a half into it and every joke is completely terrible. It is completely unwatchable, and I'm ash...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PUSSIES

EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY LIKE METAL, HAD BETTER WATCH THIS.IM FUCKING DEADLY SERIOUS.IF YOU LIKE IRON MAIDEN YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO THIS BAND EXTRA CAREFULLY OR YOU ARE IN DANGER OF SPROUTIN...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

Caribbean Queen and Get out of my Dreams (And Into myspace)

That would be the title of Billy Ocean's book about dealing with life after being a super 80s celebrity and his subsequent rise back to popularity due to his ironically funny myspace page. I just fel...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:05:00 PST

I remember these things

OK so since I havent done one of these in like 9 years and because I hate it when people use the bulletin feature to post these, I will post this in blog form. Dig it. I got this from Donna.1. You hav...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

3 of the most overrated video games I've ever played

Originally posted on my 1up.com blog - for anyone who likes video games: As an opening blog tirade, I would like to submit some of the most overrated video games I've ever played. I would like to pre...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

Fucking Subjects

Honey Roasted Peanuts are the new Jos Louis' Hey Bands that want to be my friend: Unless your style of music is an EXACT mishmash of: Max Webster, Ice Cube, KISS, Great Big Sea, Ashanti, Elton John, ...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

Some of my plastic still say Kayne.

Bitch is you smokin reefer? There's a guy at my work who is a total douche. I'm going to pur vinegar all over his chair, so that he smells like a salad. I once got offered to work in a bank as a car...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

note to self:

you don't know how to make omlettes
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST