megan fraser. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hi - my name is megan fraser -i am a writer and performer of comedy - i don't take crap from nobody, yet i am very good at getting hurt (physically and emotionally) - i have no shame - i used to live in calgary - now i live in toronto - i laugh at inappropriate things and in inappropriate places - i'm too bitter and sarcastic for my own good - i don't like capital letters - i taught myself how to knit - i can type very quickly, but that doesn't matter when my spelling is horrendous - i couldn't pronounce the word "vietnamese" until i was 17 - i'm clumsy and awkward, but not in the charming way - i won an environmental award from the city of calgary when i was 9 - i know how to play chess and checkers (regular and chinese) very well - i have never lost at scrabble - i have lost at monopoly - i know way too much about degrassi - a woman called me a boy accidently when i was 8 and i took it as a compliment - i also really like you - bye! a video i made with steve scholtz!alright. here's a short film i made with some amazing comedians back in 2003 called "PASSING GO". now, yes, i was fatter and had a terrible TERRIBLE haircut... don't judge me on that. oh god... i had bad hair.part 2 of "PASSING GO"

My Interests

comedy and comedy-related things, all day breakfasts, badasses, jackasses, dumbasses, asses, candy, people watching, candles, cartoons, puppets, chinese/japanese/thai food, crayons and colouring outside the lines, dancing like no ones watching, sunshowers, causing trouble, degrassi and degrassi-related things, elephants, sweaters, flowers, glow-in-the-dark everything, laughter, lime flavoured things, messy hair, mr. potatohead, knitting, music, nice people, painting, pez dispensers, photographs, play-doh, singing power ballads, stars, stuffed animals, t-shirts, writing shit in my notebook.

I'd like to meet:

winners.

Music:

barenaked ladies - sloan - hawksley workman - ben folds - beck - foo fighters - old school madonna - old school george michael (during and post-WHAM, but pre-outted gay) - old school michael jackson (during his bad and thriller days... you know, when he was still black) - cyndi lauper - a-ha -buddy holly - the beatles - phantom planet - justin timberlake - the rolling stones - soul decision - tenacious d - no doubt (before gwyn got all "me me me") - the new pornographers - the shins - yo la tengo - ween - david fuckin' bowie - the mini-pops - kelly clarkson(!) ... and more!

Movies:

school's out! - willy wonka and the chocolate factory (original) - eternal sunshine of a spotless mind - space balls - pee wee's big adventure - any homemade porno - ghost world - ferris bueller's day off - uncle buck - edward scissorhands - most 80's john hughes movies - the back to the future trilogy - the neverending story - wayne's world - love actually - little miss sunshine - any christopher guest movie - the sandlot - the princess bride - lost in translation - christmas vacation - groundhog day - amelie - office space - the jerk - wet hot american summer...

Television:

degrassi junior and senior high - kids in the hall - seinfeld - curb your enthusiasm - david letterman - conan o'brian - the daily show - the colbert report - mr. show with bob and david - the muppet show - sex and the city - america's next top model (so sue me) - grey's anatomy - dead like me - intervention - mythbusters - heroes ...

Books:

any celebrity gossip magazine - oh, the places you'll go - the paperbag princess - matilda - charlie and the chocolate factory - i hate other people's kids - any arthur miller play - the elephant man - sweet valley junior/senior high - postsecret - the dictionary - the thesaurus - any pop-up book - choose your own adventure

Heroes:

firemen - but only january through september.

My Blog

bye bye myspace.

i predicted that the end of myspace was going to be june 2007, and i think that i am correct. for those who care or read my blogs, then get a fuckin' facebook account like the rest of the world... i w...
Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

the day i almost died.

now, this isn't some bullshit story about how i've almost gotten hit by a mack truck or drank antifreeze (both of which i've done). this is the real deal. i was 11 or 12. i had just taught myself to j...
Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

i'm lazy.

i've realized that i've neglected this blog. i have a tendancy to only write blog/notes on facebook and i don't transfer them over here. not that anyone really reads this thing... ...
Posted by megan fraser. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

dear the casting director of "wild hogs",

so, tell me the truth....did you just write every out-of-work actors name on a piece of paper.... throw it in a hat and pick them out randomly with your eyes closed?i was actually thinking the other ...
Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:30:00 PST

oh boy. oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... or girl.

so, i just awoke from having such an incredably vivid dream.i was pregnant. i remember feeling it kick and everything.now, of course, i'm not pregnant. well, i don't think i'm pregnant. oh god, may...
Posted by megan fraser. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

the last email from [email protected]

my relationship is over with luvbunny. it was beautiful while it lasted. but, i had to end it. here is what she had to say to me.------shut up. UR so stupid!!!!!!!no1 likes u. u have no friends. i ...
Posted by megan fraser. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

more fun with email (or, i really need to find a dayjob)

so, i wrote [email protected] back...hey,are you a lesbo too? i hope that we can be lesbos together. unless you are black, hispanic, asian or jewish in anyway.sincerely, -megan -------he...
Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:34:00 PST

yet another response...

from [email protected] om....UR a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i bet u have no friends and no1 likes u. ur a lebso.BYE!!!!!!!!!----it's like she's known me all my life.sigh....
Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

[email protected]'s response...

so, i emailed the girl who sent me that racism email below.my email to her.... (i apoligize for my use of slurs)hi.my name is megan. i apparently suck. but i'm probably not the same megan who you thin...
Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

who loves racism?!

this is a mass email i just recieved from a stranger.now, why are strangers sending me email?my hotmail account is [email protected], so at least once a week i get emails like "omg.my sis is name...
Posted by megan fraser. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST