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Helder

About Me

My name is Helder, I am a stand up comedian. Every morning i say my prayers, take my Vitamins, and train hard. I also have 15" Pythons.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Captain Portugal. He is the greatest European superhero in history. He once fought off an army of 1 million Nazis, while drinking a six pack and watching the futebol game. Funny thing though, I never seem to be around when he shows up to save the day.

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