crime (both fighting and committing), the three "R's", alcohol, and the number 4.
girls who wear red noses, self centred assholes, princess di and her circle of friends, the critically acclaimed, balance beam walkers, drunkards, terminally ill children, pirates, the cast of dawsons creek, the cast of felicity, the cast of sha-na-na, anyone in a gang, prop comics, serial huggers, the harmlessly insane, hobos and their pets, pool sharks, evangelical preachers, the latest myspace/youtube "celebrity", brewmasters, talking animals, jonathan lerman, and other people who collect broken clocks.
blossom dearie, prince paul, the fiery furnaces, aquabats, noel coward, the entire spitkicker roster, friendly rich and the lollipop people, cindy lauper, de la soul, joe raposo, atmosphere, the tiger lillies, lenni jabour, wordsworth, wonfu, robbie williams, princess superstar, run with the kittens, del, the rolling stones, pete rock and c.l. smooth, the dresden dolls, tom lehrer, third bass, eartha kitt, classified, usher, the beach boys, common market, shadow puppets, amy winehouse, cole porter.
the city of lost children, singin' in the rain, nightmare before christmas, pee-wee's big adventure, clue, breakin', the impostors, adaptation, young frankenstein, zathura, fear and loathing in las vegas, drop dead fred, ferris buller's day off, return to oz, the great muppet caper, some like it hot, being john malcovitch, coming to america, labyrinth, delicatessen, sky high, cabaret, rize, hook, eyes wide shut, and the impressive win streak from pixar/disney. ...i'm expecting great things from walden/disney....
the honeymooners, good times, wonderfalls, the price is right, the greatest american hero, all things henson, the tick, kim possible (later episodes), recess, filmore, gilligan's island, speaker's corner, the league of gentlemen(if only there was no laugh track...) and, of course, wrestling.
books are overrated
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