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IT'S NOT STRAWS

i'm going to hate fuck your face!!

About Me

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My Interests

IT's NOT STRAWS!!!... it's not!! straws! believe it and it's all i'm interested in... except maybe orgies... IT'S not straws is an origonal art form..... k thats a lie.. i did it in elementary school in art class on valentines day. But now a little weed, alot of ocd and some glue for good measure i have formed an artstyle unique to the city... the country.... THE WORLD.. YOU WILL WANT ONE!!!


I'd like to meet:

Tyra banks cuz i wanna see that forehead up close, for real, in person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN6S3AU3-u8

Music:

I love almost anything.... Started out with Motown and 50's rock when i was little. Elvis prestly sings "ABC's", James Brown sings "1,2,3's". Shitloads of minni pops, the cars and tina turner. some corey heart in there a dash of glass tiger. Splash in a little gowan. alot of 2 live crew. most hip hop. alcoholicks. common when he wasn't bitchy preachy., grandmaster flash friends mix tapes EaZy E, tupac and B.I.G. tony touch tapes were/are amazing.heather B. Eazy E and his arch nemesis..., the dude from N.W.A that has the scratchy voice cuz he was in a fire both were/are amazing. dj krush, mr oizo, amon tobin..herbalizer lots of ninja tunes, had a turntable phase, prince paul, xmen, scratch pickles, loved house and that "voodo ray song" sasha and digweed. adam freeland,and stupid dj shit, break beats were good all sorts of dj's i had a shitload of music that got stolen from my car 3 days before moving.. the one night i put my music in my car and 3 bags of tapes and cd's gone.(i know, dont cry for me i've grown to accept it) too many dj's is a wonderful album and i like electric six, bloc party, dancy shit. the stills, anthony and the johnsons, osymyso, bonobo, fanny pack,roots maneuva,boards of canada, interpol, Niko.. the depressed german singer. i love rock n roll queens of the stoneage, coheed and cambria, the dears,death from above, controller/controller, johnny cash,ramones,rosebuds, andrew WK, authud, electric six, black rebel motercycle club,misfits, ooh dont forget , dears, ladytron, sigor ros, mum (selected songs) some good makeout tunes guys.. chicks dig it.. solar quest.. another good makeout album.. so many. so many. i also love to dance to shitty top 40 sometimes.hey at least i'm honest about it.. you know you do too... theres one song out there that does it for you. if it's got a beat and a cheezy hook, then give it to me so i can shake ma shit!

Movies:

survive style +5, welcome to the dollhouse, run ronny run, the origional "the fog" was kickass.... anything scary. waiting for guffman Lost Boys... sorry but it's rad. Neverending story, Old boy, office space, kung fu hustle, Battle Royale, the scene in total recall where the womans face melts and arnolds underneath

Television:

arrested development,mr. show,sopranos,six feet under,the office,dawsons creek.. but the older years, when they're angsty in a more developed way.. when the stakes are higher! Oh and how could i even forget... TWIN PEAKS!! if you dont know you better ask somebody!!

Books:

the phaidon art books.. any one are all great. i like harry potter..i dress up like him for halloween and i read the books, that's just the way it is. memoirs of a geisha. i have a picture book called "fruits" thats all japanese kids in street wear. reading the corrections, i like it so far but haven't gotten far enough to know what it's about. Fall on your knee's was good i really liked the lord of the ring books as well. Canteburry tales and paradise lost, sir gawain and the green knight are all wicked english literature but who the hell is going to read them unless your studying them. there's the mysterious tale of the dog and the nightime??

Heroes:

my sister.... and people who are responsible for making and producing candy, and Que pasa products.

My Blog

why the fuck did our parents think it was okay to let us watch dark crystal??!!

i'm halfway through reliving my childhood right now... i'm sweating, my palms are clamy and i feel nauseous.WHAT are those things?!!!? Why did jim henson think that portraying death, murder,kidnappi...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

i got kicked in the face and booked a commercial

hows that for a day of work?! i went to go work at powerhouse not sure what i was doing. I was promptly told that i was running a callback session. great.. amazing.. callbacksession... proba...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:18:00 PST

i got busted picking my nose;(

it happend as i knew at some point it would.. you go for years thinking it's okay.. a quickie in the car, a lean into a desk at school, lifting up a magazine up real high at a doctors office.. but in ...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST

I dream of David

A few years ago i had the most amazing dream.  I am a big dreamer but I only dream about people I know. I usually don't have celebrities or icons come into my dreams. This though was the most viv...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:35:00 PST

extreem vs. extended

i put in a movie the other day, after heading from the main menu i had the choice of watching the Extreme version or the Extended version. Dilemma. What do i want extreem or extended? seems pretty stu...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST

deep shit

yesterday i was walking along having a really nice walk home with holly when, mid sentence i brought down my foot and felt the all too familiar squish. yep of course... perfect, just perfect. a fresh ...
Posted by IT'S NOT STRAWS on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:43:00 PST