Happy Motherfucking Birthday To Me... be there or die. |
SO in true Pommy/Roomy/Cunty Jeff style I've left everything till the last fucking minute.
To top it all, I've decided to make life super fucking difficult for you.
We're starting out by meeting for d...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST |
Irritable Cunt Syndrome |
You know when you are on a bus in the morning and you have to dash off it and go into a turkish greasy spoon cafe and drop a ton out of a burning rectum because you were almost going to shit yourself ...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST |
I'm so famous I may start my own perfume range... |
So this week.
I kissed Kelly 'im better than everyone' Osbourne, I took about 4 grams of bad things over a week, I had incredible sex, I got booked for 3 massive summer festivals to DJ, I got offered ...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST |
Drug cocktails, spaccy eyes, live bands and money deals. |
Last weekend was going to be a quiet one.
Why then did I end up getting off my nut on grams and grams of coke with a small group of nutters, 2 random girls from LA, Art Brut members and a work mate wh...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST |
the past few weeks... |
have been nuts.
working really hard, promoting like a bitch on heat and turning my nights into money-making, musical spectaculars. Really proud of these.
NYE I dj'd at Barfly with Alex... we rocked it...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST |
Oompah Loompah Diddley Doo I Have A Perfect Puzzle For You... x |
You all need to add Deya as your myspace friend... she fucking rules.
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST |
oh my lordy, I'm in a book... |
well sort of
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:50:00 PST |
Why do we set ourselves up for hurt...? |
Circles
I never lied to her,
I never cheated.
Why do we set ourselves up for hurt?
Because we hope and pray,
And if we do not leap
then how will we know which way we'll fall?
I never lied to her,
I ne...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST |
Busy Busy Busy.... Mental |
Too busy to really fill you all in.
But here's snippets of my week.
Got on stage with Kyle Gass from Tenacious D and danced.
Covered Matt Lucas in Red Stripe.
DJ'd to 1,500 people with 3 burlesque dan...
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST |
Reason .2 to adore Deya. |
Posted by Jeff from Above 1979 on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST |
