Putting elastic bands around my cat's faces then laughing whilst pointing at them....Just thinking about it is making me laugh at their stupid faces!
I've tried to make the following more informative about me as I'm concerned I may appear rather childish, (YOUR MUM!).
*******************Some things I likes....
Dancing like a freak (in every sense of the word). Eating (think I have an overeating disorder). Talking and singing in silly voices (like the kid in The Shining, he's artistic too). Shiny/sparkly things. Vintage clothes & accessories. Taking photos, (especially of myself & cats). Animals (not in a sexual way). Freebies & bargains (in a sexual way). Italy. New York. Thailand. A nice cuppa tea. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 69th and Homebase. Gigs. Concerts. Grilled Halloumi Cheese drenched in lemon. Comedy nights. Theatre. Imagining I'm a ninja spy (sometimes turtle) or I'm in horror/zombie films (also sometimes as a turtle/tortoise). (I love Brackets)!!!
*******************Hmmm I'm realising this all still sounds very childish, (I know you are, but what am I?)
*******************Some things I don't likes....
People coughing without covering their mouths (sometimes bum holes). Most west end night club door men. Night clubs that smell of feet or sick (poo and wee are ok). People killing insects on purpose.
I'd like to meet:
YOU!....
HIM! ..
MY DOPPLEGANGGER.....AND THIS DUDE .....
Ooh, and a vegetarian butcher!HERE'S ME AGAIN DOING MORE ACTING. TIS ACTING, HONEST!
Music:
is the best thing since licorice! James Brown, Duran Duran, Missy Elliott, Franklin, Gaye, Goldfrapp, Al Green, Hendrix, Inxs. The Kinks, Kravitz, George Michael, Morissette, N.E.R.D, The Police, The Prodigy, Radiohead, Otis Redding, Sinatra....
Movies:
make me moist. I particularly aimé these... Dangerous Liasons, City of God, The Wizard of Oz, Dead Man's Shoes, The Lost Boys, This is Spinal Tap, Lolita, A Fish Called Wanda,Strangers on a Train, The Life of Brian, The Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Midnight Cowboy, Heavenly Creatures
Shaun of The Dead, Trainspotting, all Indianna Jones movies, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Muriel's Wedding, Big Trouble in Little China, The Graduate E.T, Blazing Saddles, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Mannequin, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic, Spirited Away, Goodfellas, Lilja 4 Ever, Pink Panther Movies, Don't Look Now, Weird Science
The Princess Bride, I Love You to Death, Grease, Mary Poppins and (come on rock me) Amedeus!
Television:
is one of my favourite pastimes. How I adore settling in front of it watching programmes on it like.... ..Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, The Simpsons, The League of Gents, I'm Alan Partridge, Arrested Development, Green Wing, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Office, Nighty Night, Extras, 24, Shameless, Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Jam, Bo Selecta, Buffy, The Young Ones, Sir David Attenborough's Animal Documentaries, The Day Today, Spaced, Father Ted, Big Train, Kath and Kim and of course STRUTTER, BALLS OF STEEL, STAR STORIES
Books:
Billy Blue Hat every time! Closely followed by Scientology: 8-80. The Discovery and Increase of Life Energy by L. Ron Hubbard. I would also recommend Dawn Porter's Diaries of an Internet Lover and His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman.
Heroes:
I'm holding out for one
AND MY MUMraYour results:
You are Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman
100%
Supergirl
90%
Green Lantern
90%
Catwoman
90%
Superman
85%
The Flash
85%
Robin
75%
Iron Man
70%
Batman
55%
Hulk
55%
Spider-Man
50%
You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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